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@emkaygee.bsky.social

I’m from the government and I’m here to help. Proud to have never billed for my legal services. #publicdefender

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Latest posts by emkaygee.bsky.social on Bluesky

Every accusation is a confession.

31.01.2026 01:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

My teens were calling stuff “cheeks” (pejorative), and I learned it was intended as a synonym for “ass.” Haven’t heard buns yet, regional differences I suppose 😂

30.01.2026 23:20 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I go to the hotel gym & fill up my water bottle from the water cooler that’s usually there. Often after filling it with ice from the fountain at the breakfast area.

21.01.2026 03:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m convinced that’s where we crossed into the bad place.

02.12.2025 04:37 — 👍 63    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag Alt: Lucy is kneeling in a field holding a football, she pulls it away AS ALWAYS when Charlie Brown runs up to kick it and he falls on the ground yet again.
10.11.2025 12:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bet it’s from the Binance guy he just pardoned…

25.10.2025 07:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit.

16.10.2025 11:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus tap dancing Christ, it is LITERALLY A FEDERAL CRIME. The Feds take this VERY seriously. It’s a fucking FELONY. And you’d be shocked how often they are able to find the dumdums who do this.

12.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 154    🔁 3    💬 9    📌 0

They don’t miss. It’s so good.

09.09.2025 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That guy sucks! I hated every minute of him campaigning for Dems in 2024.

09.09.2025 01:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Truly, an insult to quacks!

08.09.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YES!! It drove me fucking crazy at the beginning when people like Wray just quit cause they knew he wanted them to. We know it’s gross & corrupt, MAKE HIM DO THE GROSS, CORRUPT THING!!

28.08.2025 02:20 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

This has always been my philosophy about police officers. Nobody who wants that power should have it.

27.08.2025 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I actually guffawed:

16.08.2025 04:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes! Love my big boy gov. He’s meeting the moment.

15.08.2025 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She is the most adorable pregnant lady! Cute as a button.

13.08.2025 03:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s going to end so badly! The fact that you don’t even have to go anywhere & have 24/7 access to sports betting, online casinos, etc is so ruinous for so many people. It’s wild how quickly & thoroughly it’s become ubiquitous.

22.07.2025 20:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So much blood! I hope his eye is okay, that was horrifying.

19.05.2025 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We read Old Yeller in 5th grade AND had to watch the movie as well. Holy shit! So upsetting.

13.05.2025 01:32 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face . Alt: Donald Glover with an intense look on his face, eyes blazing as he says GOOD into a microphone.
11.05.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like this was more of a “monkey’s paw” scenario…

08.05.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GUYS, YOU CAN’T DEPORT AMERICAN CITIZENS. The cancer-stricken toddlers are being EXILED without proper process or medication. This is part & parcel of the attack on birthright citizenship. Please stop saying they’re deporting American citizens.

28.04.2025 11:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Definitely going to go find this one! I live in Mount Olive, IL and Mother Jones is buried here. There’s a Mother Jones festival every year here coming up in May.

27.04.2025 16:38 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In Vegas, this is how you do a casino marker. Post dated checks in general are not actionable as fraud because intent attaches at the time of writing (and maybe you’ll have the money by then), but casino marker checks like this are an exception. Still wild.

27.04.2025 09:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morning.
Listen, you have to just decide.

They are not taking the Black Smithsonian.

Resolve it in your spirit.

30.03.2025 12:35 — 👍 14505    🔁 2776    💬 366    📌 166

I hope that people understand that Gaetz withdrawing from consideration as AG just means that someone even worse will take his place. This is neutral news at best.

21.11.2024 17:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is so Trumpian. It’s the same thing he did with the Covid testing & deaths. Can’t have increasing numbers if you stop testing! Absolutely horrifying.

21.11.2024 16:23 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been looking for one of these! Would be happy to be added.

14.11.2024 06:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bluesky,

Today is my 2nd day on here as an escapee from The Bad Place. I am BEGGING y’all to repost this

I have $80,000 in scholarship money to give away to women and girls NATIONWIDE. I worked so hard to raise this money. Applications open THIS week. I’m scared the mass migration will impact this

11.11.2024 14:49 — 👍 2983    🔁 3562    💬 86    📌 86

I used to be with “it,” but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore and what’s “it” seems weird & scary. It’ll happen to you!!!

20.10.2023 01:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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