Kyle Smith

The conservative movement runs on nothing but ginned up outrage bait that has a half-life of exactly one week

Seven years ago today, Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi was tortured, murdered and then dismembered. And any so-called comedian who can't stand up tonight in Riyadh and do ten minutes on that kind of hijinx and horseplay just isn't worth the Saudi blood money he's being paid.

October: king of all months

He’s such a friggin dweeb

When doesn’t he?

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again.

These two gotta go.

Musk, Bannon and Thiel named in new Epstein estate documents The House Oversight Committee is continuing to release redacted materials in its ongoing Jeffrey Epstein investigation.

Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island

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This is the perfect encapsulation of Trumpism -- because of its obsession with imagery, the White House crew caused a problem but blamed it on other people, leading to MAGA making threats against the United Nations for their own screw up

Oh man, this administration is even worse than St. Anger.

Your first mistake is thinking he can read

Dutch late night TV has its take

Jesus was like “That’s not going to work for me, brother”

I’ve finished setting up my government-mandated shrine to St. Charlie Kirk. I will pray to Him every day that I can become more and more racist in my remaining years. As required by law.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.

They can’t win fairly with policy or eloquence or fairness or intelligence so they’ll just silence everyone who disagrees with them. It’s fascism but in its most cowardly and pathetic form.

The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.

Somehow still every day I am repeatedly astounded that the entire United States is voluntarily destroying itself just so that a few people can pretend Donald Trump didn’t sexually assault children

I think one of the better, more subtle tributes to Robert Redford's life is the string of utterly iconic female co-stars who've come forward to eulogize him; each of them take-no-shit types like Fonda and Streisand, and every one of them without a single bad thing to say. A model for male behavior

That song is too recent for him to reference it

So, an act of violence and now the Republican government, using manufactured information based on racism and testerical conspiracy theories, is going to take violent ill-considered unconstitutional revenge on people who had nothing to do with it?

It just don't get any more George Bush than that.

I can’t think of any better ways to go than young, handsome Robert Redford gently escorting me out the door.

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This is still my favorite for pure sassiness

He’s not Southern anymore either

Opinion | I never believed that Haitian immigrants were eating people's pets in Springfield, Ohio. But tonight, in honor of the late Charlie Kirk, I will go online and spread rumors that they are.

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Yes, Jesus often preached about his love of AR-15s

It's crazy how many people can't process that, yeah, racists can actually be nice, kind, friendly, generous toward you...IF YOU LOOK LIKE THEM!🤷‍♂️

The amount of people who can't seem to grasp that a white racist not mistreating you, another white person, well isn't an indication of fucking anything.

Guys my experiences are completely subjective, but I gotta be honest, if you log off social media and go about your day for a couple hours, it really does not feel like America is in mourning.

Three high schoolers, who likely didn't make a career out of enabling and encouraging fascism, were shot in Colorado today.