Holy Sh*t A Talking Muffin

Kudos Bluesky for emailing me to remind me you exist. I guess I sort of…fell off this type of social media. Is that bad? Am I sad? Unknown.

Used to be the opposite and people were just as incensed at having to wait. No good way to do this

RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever

On the other hand isn’t quotidienne just French for ‘daily’?

RECTITUDE

meaning moral uprightness and with the same root as rectum, this one’s easy to remember if you imagine a person with a stick up their ass

OH at work on Friday afternoon, two simultaneous replies to this question: “Is it a man bun or a ponytail?”

“It’s a cry for help”
“It’s giving Daddy”

Uh, a time war obviously

Yeah but you have to expect a weird weird experience that takes a while to process 😂😂

Time War is VERY DIFFERENT

Obviously I need to know which one. Also am curious on your time war thoughts.

PROTRACTED

Extended. You know, like stretching that drawing compass REALLY far in sixth grade and then you have to measure the angle with the protractor

Show us a picture on your phone that has your energy but no selfie

“Is this a christian song? I can tell because it’s terrible” -Cody

Relient K was bad???

QUOTIDIAN

A very non-everyday word that means banal/regular/everyday

Welcoming people to bluesky

Last day of beach vacationing l. Not bad, universe (the water is still too warm, though)

Um. Did I spell this one right?

CALLIPYGIAN

-🍑

literally (but actually figuratively)

LOQUACIOUS

Me and my ADHD as we over-explain simple things because we think we are unintelligible

Or what @queenoftacos.bsky.social calls the group chat when we get to 100+ unread messages

ABSTEMIOUS

I don’t know what this word means but it has an a,e,i,o and u in it all in order

PULCHRITUDE

an ugly-looking word that means beauty

INEXORABLE

meaning you can’t ‘ex’ it (you can’t stop or prevent it)

CAPRICIOUS

CAPRICIOUS
a word that feels like it should mean selfish but it actually means random/without reason/whimsical

Any tricks to remembering this meaning?

INEFFABLE

meaning you can’t ‘eff’ with it

Here we go again

Neon pink sign that says "You're like really pretty 💗". The sign is surrounded by fake green plants.

This brunch spot restroom understands drunk women on a deeply personal level.