Maybe combine it with skiing, like that thing where they ski and shoot a gun?

The meal sounds like it was made up of excess dishes that would otherwise have been thrown away.

Happy holidays!

The Arm needs a kite in its branches. Otherwise, perfection!

Is that an Italian pastry? It sounds delicious.

If You Could Read My Mind FTW

Little, Big by John Crowley

Very true, though another frustrating thing is how socks never stay on their little feet. I was tempted to apply duct tape.

I was looking at Boox, but I'm not sure I wouldn't just be better off with a tablet.

I'm thinking of transitioning to a non-Kindle ereader. Any suggestions?

I know, right? And just because I said I'm interested in art, doesn't mean I asked to see people's fetish drawings. You do you, people, but I'm not into it.

Perhaps people already know this, but this chart shows what *documented* immigrants qualify for. Undocumented immigrants generally don't qualify for these programs, and too many people hear the word "immigrant" and jump to the idea that all immigrants are undocumented.

My kids were complaining about my music, so I dropped them off at their middle school blasting Eric Carmen's "All By Myself" in the car, with the windows down and the child-safety locks engaged. Panic ensued.

I got bogged down just a short way in. Should I try again?

¡Olé!

Heath!

Has he had a chocolate shake, though?

Right about now
The pope's my brother
Check it out now
The pope's my brother

I feel pretty stupid doing my required yearly training on safeguarding public identifying information at my federal agency. That horse done left the barn and is two counties over, but never mind.

Unclear. He already wrote the script, but he's been removed from the production.

I'm waiting for the wrapup of Good Omens, then I'm bailing.

My dad was telling me the other day that he thought Carville had brought up some good points and I said, "Carville gets high off sniffing his own farts."

My neighborhood has its own coop, and for getting up early on Mondays to take care of the chickens I get six eggs per week. I'm rich!

I haven't read this book, but I keep thinking that I have because the book I actually read was Dodie Smith's I Capture the Castle.