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I was born to give sloppy top to women and autistics

they tied my dick in a knot at the glory hole and now i can't get out

Just tied some losers dick in a knot at the glory hole

Before I found the will to live I used to drink at a bar called the Clown Mausoleum. Now I drink at a bar called Peppy’s.

this is how i acquire all my motorcycles and my buses and my construction equipment

this song has been stuck in my head for weeks so now I'm cursing (blessing) yall with it

I am just so fucking proud of her.

Sometimes I feel like a deer marinading in the headlights

This was my Folsom outfit btw

an orange cat, percy, looking cute

Hey friends, the end of the month is coming and me and Percy could use help with rent. My meds continue to not work right so I have been sludge for almost six months now and money's run out again

Venmo: @RowanKaiser
PayPal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
CashApp: $arkaeyn

it is incredibly important information that acetaminophen is one of the very few painkillers that is safe for pregnant people to take. the push to keep people from taking it is specifically intended as medical misogyny, to make pregnancy even more painful and difficult.

Everyone can tell I need my testosterone shot

My surgeon sister said she’s made peace with the high likelihood that she would become a zombie in the zombie apocalypse because they go on group runs

Their waists and hands were tied together, forcing them to bend down and lick water to drink. The unscreened bathrooms contained only a single sheet to cover their lower bodies. Sunlight barely penetrated through a fist-sized hole, and they were only allowed access to the small yard for two hours. Detained by US immigration authorities for eight days, the workers and their families expressed shock, describing human rights violations and absurdities they could not have imagined as ordinary Koreans living in 2025.

korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in

my sources just confirmed shooter had 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 buttcheeks and several holes

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

When Shazam was on Snapchat it would always remind me of the middle school gym locker room ):

Who owns Shazam now

Pressing down on the expo marker and dulling the tip is the same as putting your whole mouth over the water fountain nozzle just nasty behavior

Cutest boy at the OBGYN (probably)

Posting the two big ones again, because they injured me.

Fuck my appendix, get that shit out of there👊 But I didn’t realize they’d shave my happy trail and some bush 😔

Does it know I got an appendectomy

Embarrassed to think about what the camera stand in the sa*eway parking lot knows about me

Opening a rival restaurant to Dumpling Union called Dumpling Confederacy

a square filled with the color #282028.

#282028

I looove making sexually-charged eye contact with men on the bus before getting off and disappearing forever

I would thrive at gunpoint

guys I found my virginity