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Gravestone that simply says: JACK LEMMON in

Would have been Jack Lemmon’s hundredth birthday today. Not just one of the great actors, but also possessor of the best gravestone in existence.

samantha must be fuckin feeewmin #eurosong

yeah no I'm out, Jesus wept #eurosong

PLEASE I'M BEGGING

a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it .

ah lads fuck sake my nerves #eurosong

gavin no 😭

a stuffed penguin is sitting on a wooden chair in front of a table . ALT: a stuffed penguin is sitting on a wooden chair in front of a table .

I stg if emmy gets it I won't be watching eurovision (as if anyone gives a shit) #eurosong

bottom line, would any of these songs actually qualify? #eurosong

My thoughts exactly! fuck sake it's so grim

sorry lads I'm 100% not listening to this one, I couldn't get through it listening on Spotify. I can't even think about that poor dog. I know I sound ridiculous but it's in poor taste! 😭 #eurosong

the toddlers rolling around the stage behind nyl are extremely distracting #eurosong

didn't like this when I heard it first but the staging and dancing and all is actually fab? did Sam get a bigger budget than everyone else? also... is she jesus? is that what that was? #eurosong

sorry did she not hear the panel talking shit about her #eurosong

Karyn we are clearly a couple of gas bitches, absolute chuckle factories, so astute in our observations 😌

let's hope he sings eternal shiny chrome #eurosong

what in the mad max fury road #eurosong

cuh-uh-huh-hunty hats Bambi!! rte won't have you back 🤣 poor Patrick will be shitting himself #eurosong

this will probably appeal to a certain kind of voter but not me. it's like a parody of an oirish song. throw a bit of Riverdance at it #eurosong

yes! her nipple accessories on her top have to be a health and safety violation too, jaysis you'd snag them easy

I fear that is too close to bambi, we can't go sending the same thing twice in a row. also really could have used a good belt of power, ironically enough #eurosong

omg come on whisht! next! #eurosong

adgy is grand. I like a bit of fididdly oirishness, but it wouldn't be good enough to qualify 🤷‍♀️ #eurosong

bang of pandemic off the zoom jury #eurosong #eurovision

I am sat and ready

all dressed up! a besuited gentleman!

c'mere to me is there one of those channel things on here for the eurosong tonight? I want to bitch with my people #eurovision #eurosong

I'm sure you already know this but I simply love Risp and his fluffy trousers and his freckles 🐕‍🦺

me and @griffski.bsky.social talking to every journalist in ireland about cherry tomatoes

thought this was wicked for a second

solid! lots of vowels!