K.M.

"Afterwards, I was like, 'dang, that's good stuff dude'" might be the quote of the year.

THIS IS SO GOOD

Hey baseball fans. Yes, I did wear a Brad Paisley shirt today, and yes, I am taking credit for extras.

Me, as a #Mets fan watching Joe Davis call this World Series game like it's on the Dodgers regional network: Gary Cohen would......probably do the same thing.

Me, as a baseball fan watching Joe Davis call this game like it's on the Dodgers regional network: Jason Benetti would NEVER.

Just logged "Bugonia" on and just have to say, well played @letterboxd.social.

If you're in line to make a Bluth reference, please stay in line!!!

I also don't know the LSU players' names, where do I apply for my $95 million?

Took me a while to figure out who Jesse Plemons' character "Teddy" in Bugonia reminds me of.

He's a slightly more rational Noah Syndergaard.

Really kinda stepping on the moon's toes here.

He turned Shohei into Bartolo Colon.

There’s a @briancassella.bsky.social shot for this from just today!!

Two men with their arms around each other watching baseball in a bar.

After the rain delay, the bar manager told my buddy and I he wasn't staying open for the end of the game...but he also wouldn't kick us out and the bartender snapped this great pic in the bottom of the 10th.

Also, today I'd like to wish a very happy birthday to Brad Paisley.

Brad Paisley = baseball magic. He is more deserving of a spot in Cooperstown than Chase Utley for sure. #MetsSky

It feels like a fever dream that this made sense at the time.

Three different posts make the Freeman = Free Man joke.

Our brains are all collectively broken.

"That's cute."
- James Cook

Grew up near Syracuse when the Blue Jays had their AAA team there. That was before these guys' time, but always had a soft spot for them and this is AWESOME.

My bad.

The Toronto Blue Jays may never make another out.

JOE DAVIS: —hit the other way….IT’S A GRAND SLAM!
CROWD: [going apeshit]
JOHN SMOLTZ: That’s what happens when you throw a flat fastball in the zone. A grand slam. That’s four runs for the Mariners. I hate it here. I want to go home. I’m so bored. Joe, did you bring a gun I can turn on myself? Joe?

"He thanked Melania for her involvement with children. Which, I don't know why he didn't thank me for my involvement with children. I've been very involved with children...the most involved, a lot of people say."

Have you been exposed to 13 innings of AJ Pierzynski? You may be entitled to financial compensation.

Somewhere, Francisco Alvarez sympathizes.

Could that throw be any more perfect?

Probably why they burn so easy.

Apparently Kash Patel told Fox News there are 110,000 gang members living in Chicago. This is wrong on two counts:

One, his definition of "gang member" is just someone who would shove him in a locker if given the chance.

Two, by that definition, his count is WAY too low.

My suspicion is confirmed.

I woke up very early this morning feeling refreshed and energized and it took me less than 15 minutes to guess it's because the #Mets haven't played in 11 days.