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I wish I hated anything as much as the NFL hates convenient ways to watch out of market games.

I had no idea this existed. Delightful!

One of the best damn comedy rooms I'll ever see is closing down in Minneapolis.

The Comedy Corner Underground has an unspecified amount of time left and everyone in the twin cities should go see a show there while they can.

Dicks out for CCU.

It went against everything I'm made of but I listened to Pink Floyd and it was awesome.

I listened to them. I listened to them all. They're great, every single one of them. And not just the songs, but the albums and the EPs, too. I really like Animals, and I love them like Animals. I LOVE THEM.

Okay now that's what I'm gonna think except John won't be in the photo because he's down there.

Reddit comment reading "Do mainstream audiences even know who Darkseid is? Like I feel like buzz for him as a character would depend on articles calling him “the Thanos of DC” or something."

Jesus wept

I enjoy this take that involves no childish name-calling nor undermining of anyone's right to simply exist.

I need everyone to drop what they're doing and say a little prayer for Justin Jefferson's hamstring.

I can't imagine there is anything more important happening anywhere to anyone that requires your positive energy.

I really enjoyed the new Fantastic Four movie.

I don't see any Josh Trank fans aggressively trashing it but I guess not all fans are diaper-filling cretins with the world's dumbest axe to grind.

I have obtained footage of Hulk Hogan's death at the hands of a mysterious martial artist.

None of that has anything to do with nude modeling.

I don't think we talk enough about how brave ICE agents are for willingly undergoing heart removal surgery for their job.

The frontal lobe removal is optional but some of them do that too! Courage personified.

Okay buddy. Have a night.

Well aren't you a barrel of sunshine?

You asked why Hamas doesn't end things when we know why they won't.

I then suggested the IDF get the fuck out of Dodge instead since they're more in control than anyone else in the area and the ones currently leveling the place.

It's not. That person is a fucking moron.

The IDF could pull out just as easily. They're the ones currently razing the place.

Hamas will never surrender because they're having a grand old time spending people like money.

Oh, the neck donut is because my very good boy who is never naughty and never floods the floor with his urine has a hot spot that we're treating on his inner back leg.

My dog and black cat sleeping in a chair together.

My dog and black cat sleeping in a chair together.

I've been waiting for this to happen for so long.

Is it cynical to think that Mamdani is crazy to leave the country right now? What if they don’t let him back in?

You cannot convince me that Uncle Baby Billy wasn't visually inspired by Jim Steranko.

It's a slur for Jewish people. I'm being cheeky with that last bit because "zio" is also a slur and a lot of potentially well meaning people don't know that and are parroting it and defend it by saying they're not antisemitic but anti-zionist.

I really wish I could have been there when that dude called my wife a k*ke because I would have gone up to him and asked him if he meant it to be antisemitic or anti-zionist.

I let my knowledge of the original script negatively color my opinion for too long.

It's a great flick with chilling moments that make you wonder if humanity will make it, with or without a zombie apocalypse.

Saw the news and I'm excited to read the WSJ article but, before I do, the little neighborhood girl is outside and wants me to try kicking the football again.

Perfectly reasonable. I'm a touch wary myself.

The person I initially replied to is right to be suspicious but a world class asshole about their opinion not being taken as fact.

Yeah, I suppose it does. Is it okay that I'm hopeful he's changed? I could be wrong but, you know, I might not be.

I used to clown on him all the time but he started whistling a different tune and said he was wrong about some shit and I've got better things to do than track the guy's every move.

Absolutely.

Lol no, why would I? I doubt such a thing even exists.

The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

I saw you speak in Minneapolis and you were kind enough to sign my copy. Thank you! It remains a special part of my collection.

i didnt know how bad i needed to see a superman movie until that scene where he snaps a teenagers vape in half and hands her a real cigarette