John Pontoon, dissident rando (he/him)

I would not.

I’m a purist who believes Storm should only be written by a Black woman with naturally white hair. I’m willing to bend about the writer having visible pupils because I’m so reasonable.

Barrels are girls, bullets are boys. (clangs the spittoon for emphasis)

Mad props for our boy Zo, who kept the full shirt-tie-suit coat ensemble in for the entire distance in weather that must have been at least in the high 80s. He’s a master of image and does what it takes.

The astonishing thing about Watergate, in contrast to today, is how the President was actually shamed into leaving office.

Imagine that: shame.

I sometimes post about how RFK2 ought to be deaded. I’m not trying to be shocking or do rage-bait or any other thing in the world but encourage life-saving action for the good of my child and all children.

Boom! Exactly. In this case, everyone has legit focused way too much on the positives.
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Look, I know that I advocate for plain-faced murder kind of super often, but you’re going too far here.

fucking hysterical to hear the 'poor little genAI industry' crying about being bullied with "copyright law" as if it's some novel, untested area of jurisprudence.

If you don't want to be sued by 7 million people don't steal from 7 million people, that's a pretty simple legal concept

Okay, they’ve sided with Trump literally 16 times in a row, but I see optimism!!

You have defied the will of GAWD by having all the pores removed from your skin!

Democrats are ready to lose and lose and lose until you’ve learned your lesson

Dystopian cyberpunk update: the TikTok algorithm is actively suppressing news about massive protests in LA so people are getting around it by tagging it as a 24 Hour Music Festival and then you search that hash tag so you see ppl in riot gear facing down tear gas talking bout the festival is lit

You know god damned well that a candy bar isn’t a meal, stop trying to weasel out of your Fanta obligations.

The CEO dying in the accident was one of those karmically perfect silver linings.

To end this war, Trump is willing to give Russia any amount of Ukraine they want. So why in the world haven’t Mr and Mrs Nobel given him the prize for Most Peace yet?

Patreon should discourage child murder, please rates from strongly agree to strongly disagree

One of those George Sand POTUSes, more than you would think.

I’m juggling a lot of platefuls of curiosity at this point

libertarians would riot in the streets if this dude got pulled over with his 15yo lady friend

ultimate touché guy strikes again

His college was Sobek-U

Correct, having no beliefs lets you ignore somebody’s previous beliefs.

please god give them reason to regret everything

I’ll spend the rest of my life wondering if you caught the play on words here

Are you talking about that one chowder joint?

From a different lake-evaporating gag
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"The best sex of my life was Rohypnol assisted sex.
And I don't care if you judge me."

An image labeled "Gearge W. bush 220Z - 1999" with a picture of a vaguely Dubya-like dude whose eyes may very well be mouths.

Yeh we all remember Prezden Corinthian