Not the most important thing but Elon always looks like he'd be really damp. Like, you know if you went to shake his hand, you'd be like "Oh, did you just wash your hands?" And he would laugh while you stood there horrified wondering why his hand felt like an uncooked chicken breast.
11.03.2025 19:37 β π 363 π 31 π¬ 23 π 3
Saw someone refer to her as Baghdad Barbie which is perfect π
12.03.2025 00:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
10.03.2025 20:44 β π 68555 π 11296 π¬ 1056 π 503
Motion to make βit was only 43 pounds, Karolineβ the new response when someone is trying to sell you some bullshit
06.03.2025 06:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
03.03.2025 21:09 β π 42516 π 8537 π¬ 320 π 195
Finally got a picture of Shawn and Gusβs nemesis - They hate her but I welcome our raccoon overlords.
10.11.2023 04:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Drum Major/Field Commander, drama club, class secretary, and president of honor society. I was lead to believe being an over achiever in high school was vital to my success in the real world. Twas not. But I did love having a cape and whistle π€£
01.10.2023 04:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Picture of an orange cat sitting in window in front of garden and bird feeders.
Lazy Saturday morning having tea with the cats and waiting for the birds to show up.
30.09.2023 14:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The abatement plan created by the experts is designed with a pragmatic goal of 15-20 years. The harm will definitely span several generations by the time it is all said and done. Iβve been working on this since 2017 and I still get outraged when writing briefs with facts Iβve known for years.
29.09.2023 22:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Some of them have filed bankruptcy. We represent Cities, counties and State AGs so the money goes to rehab programs, addiction treatment, prevention, etc. We also represent children who were born with NAS and are currently appealing several rulings that they donβt have claims π‘
29.09.2023 21:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It was totally manufactured. We won trials in NY, Ohio, CA but heartbreakingly lost the one in WV which was the epicenter of the epidemic. There were company emails mocking them as pillbillies. Itβs on appeal. A lot of the cases have settled. I sleep well at night knowing we fight the good fight.
29.09.2023 21:50 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
This is one of my favorites. β€οΈ
29.09.2023 21:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm one of the lawyers involved in the nationwide litigation against the opioid manufacturers, distributors and pharmacies. People keep telling me I need to watch the shows about the Sacklers - I wrote motions about them. The evidence is infuriating and depressing. It was all driven by greed.
29.09.2023 21:38 β π 16 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
Sorry canβt come to work today. I have a raccoon peeking at me from the porch roof and thereβs a 30% chance of a hummingbird sighting.
29.09.2023 03:37 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It is so good! You are going to love it!
29.09.2023 02:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Warning - if you follow me most of my posts will be about these two agents of chaos - my Psych-Os Shawn and Gus. Orange cat energy is real and itβs fabulous (unless it is waking you up at 5 am).
29.09.2023 01:39 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Be Kind. Rewind.
29.09.2023 01:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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