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In a way, aren't we all just some wig's meat puppet?

It's a true pro, though, its lips never moved.

Gottle a gittish geer.

BLORP indeed.

Yep.

YouTube video by Luca Pennisi Succession - Kendall Rapping

Justin Bieber films new music video in Dundee pub, you say?

THREE FUCKING YEARS OF THESE HEADLINES ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!

Okay, I confess, my unfathomable attachment to breathing was single-handedly responsible for global heating all along. You've got me bang to rights. Sorry, everyone. You can all once again jet off for the weekend with a clear conscience.

Dozens of sex toys have been found washed up on a Scottish beach.

RISQUE GALORE

SARS-CoV-2 delta and omicron variants alter trophoblast cell fusion and syncytiotrophoblast dynamics: new insights into placental vulnerability - Cell Death & Disease Cell Death & Disease - SARS-CoV-2 delta and omicron variants alter trophoblast cell fusion and syncytiotrophoblast dynamics: new insights into placental vulnerability

Pregnancy and C-19 are NOT good friends 🤬‼️

www.nature.com/articles/s41...

"One of us! One of us!"

I'll admit I know next to nothing about any of them.

Luciani was elected on the fourth ballot of the August 1978 papal conclave. Luciani had previously said to his secretary, Father Diego Lorenzi, and Father Prospero Grech (later a cardinal himself), that he would decline the papacy if elected, and that he intended to vote for Aloísio Lorscheider, whom he met in Brazil.[4] Cardinal Sin of the Philippines told him: "You will be the new pope."[16]

Old men were more reliably terminal in those days. I'm reminded of Pope John Paul I, and my sister taking a look at the telly and saying well he's not got long. Which has now led me to this strange detail from his Wiki page: there was a Cardinal Sin!

The dread common-sense groupthink is unkillable.

Cartoon of 2 people having a coffee 1st square - Person 1 “Let's not talk about politics anymore, I can't bear it” “ Person 2 “Same” 2nd square - Both stare silently 3rd square - Person 1 “THE THING IS THOUGH…” Person 2 “THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS” @emilyscartoons

We all have the same conversation, everyday 😂

Oh my God this.

They’re right: protesting genocide is ‘anti British’, as historically it’s often been the British supporting and on occasion committing genocide.

I'm a little nostalgic for those heady days post Brezhnev when General Secretaries only lasted a year at a time.

Journalistic disingenuousness plumbs ever deeper lows.

Have you read Emma Smith's Portable Magic: A History of Books and their Readers?

They should come with assorted pipe cleaners and bottle brushes for all those awkward corners.

No but I'll get right on it, Sarge.

Chart showing a full moon and a dot for Saturn nearby.

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Two years of all-out war in Gaza As the genocide in Gaza continues, world leaders must take action now to stop the horrors.

We are calling for an immediate ceasefire and a surge of lifesaving humanitarian aid. All remaining hostages taken in Israel must be allowed to return home, and Palestinians held in arbitrary detention must be released.

www.doctorswithoutborders.org/latest/two-y...

MSF is calling on leaders  to stop the genocide. States must stop sending weapons to Israel that are being used to kill and maim civilians.

More than 67,000 Palestinians have been killed. Nearly 2 million have been forcibly displaced.

We are confronting a grim reality: Doctors can’t stop genocide. World leaders can.

Over the past two years, Israeli forces have systematically destroyed the conditions necessary for life in the Strip—attacking hospitals; striking camps for displaced people; destroying vital civilian infrastructure; and choking off access to food, water, medicines, and other basic needs.

On October 7, 2023, Hamas militants launched a horrific attack inside Israel, leaving 1,200 people dead and taking 251 people hostage.

In response, the Israeli military launched an all-out war in Gaza.

Two years of all-out war in Gaza As the genocide in Gaza continues, world leaders must take action now to stop the horrors.

For two agonizing years in Gaza, we’ve been providing surgical care, wound and burn care, malnutrition screening and treatment, maternal and pediatric care, and other vital services while working under fire and under siege. www.doctorswithoutborders.org/latest/two-y...