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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807

Oh! And a Bowie:

I can’t Give Ewa-rything Away

Can I suggest 3 more?

Ewa-ry-time Boots (Julia Holter)

I Was Ewa-ry-one (Joan as Policewoman)

Ewa-ryone’s Got Something to Hide (The Beatles)

Is there anything he doesn’t know he doesn’t know anything about?

One of the best things I’ve ever seen:

You’re welcome!

Take care - and I hope the bronchitis is better - or, gone?

.. just realised how entirely self-centred my previous reply was!

I also hope you aren’t being stressed out by unfun people, because that’s horrible - hopefully you still enjoy being on here too

Hm that’s not good, sorry

I really hope you don’t get driven away by Them - you’re so brilliant at finding and reposting great things, it’s tremendous for those of us who are too lazy to go looking for stuff

Oh that’s a shame - has it changed that much? Less fun?? (I only follow a handful of actual people so I haven’t seen much difference)

@ewacat.bsky.social enjoying the ‘your mum’ repeats, but it’s also quite unnerving - it’s like your life is flashing before my eyes

Hopefully it’s just an insane dead-end that will bankrupt/destroy some awful people without wrecking the wider economy, that would be good, but …

Listening to music on YouTube; there are adverts now in the middle of songs, what the hell?

And mostly for AI:

“You can ask it questions!” - yes, that has always been an option on the internet

“You can set up a business/website without people being involved!”

Wilfully stupid sociopath nonsense

oh ffs

Anna von Hausswolff ICONOCLASTS, the new album by Anna von Hausswolff — out now.

Obsessed with this - especially 'Stardust' - so so great 💙

www.annavonhausswolff.com

ooh, you could Blackadder the Bond series - different time period each time but he's basically the same, and you've always got an M, a Q, etc

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - Series 84 - 1. Catchphrase - BBC Sounds Adrian Edmondson, Miles Jupp, Rachel Parris and Marcus Brigstocke visit Southampton.

Clue is back?! Fantastic!

And Ade Edmondson on again too, how brilliant x

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

@ewacat.bsky.social obviously I don’t actually know you, just on here, but am so sorry to see that you have bronchitis

(we were messaging about headaches a week ago & I’m sorry that you’ve clearly been sick all week)

take care, hope you feel better soon

There are many subtle and complex arguments one can have about the future of the BBC — but I guarantee you that no other channel or streaming service will be as committed to factual programming, children’s education, history shows, religious discussion, poetry, arts, or state of the nation debate

💙💙

I need a mosquito strategy, other than shouting obscenities at them while hitting myself in the face

(Sorry you’ve had a crappy headache again)

Now it’s my own face, shouting bad advice

No they’re just glaring me, judging

You’ve done a Rorschach Test cardigan!

Oh, I can’t believe we’re only an episode and a half away from the end of them, I’m not ready..

Another brilliant series x

#Taskmaster

Miss Piggy movie: Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone set to produce - BBC News The actress and close friend Emma Stone are set to co-produce the film, centered on the diva puppet.

What?! When? I want it now!

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Obsessing about silly things instead of stressing about stupid things, I probably should be worrying about important things

@robinhobb.bsky.social I’m finally reading your books, and just wanted to say Thank You for creating such an amazing body of work.

I can’t believe it’s taken so long to get to them, but oh my god I’m glad I have

Just, brilliant x

Ah, good!