Sam

anarchist programmer: man state is so annoying

Show me the Bader Casty shake again!!!

Baseball replays should include the elaborate celebration handshake that follows!

YouTube video by Lisab0923 Platforms hate this topic - so we’ll speak in code. #canada #petition

Canadians should sign House of Commons Petition e-6681, linked here:
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Watch video for some reasons.

less energy spent on bad takes and more energy spent on building community and supporting those around you

They're all just so adorable

Otto Kemp superimposed over the Phillies home run totals for guys named Otto

Babe Ruth held the MLB home run record for 53 years.

Otto Knabe has held the Phillies franchise record for HRs by a guy named Otto for over 110 years.

We are one swing away from history.

He is beauty, he is grace

What would Prue say 😞

C'mon Kepler. The Charmed sisters want you to hit a home run

I feel sorry for everyone who doesn’t have Cristopher Sanchez in their starting rotation

WALK OFF CATCHERS INTERFERENCE I LOVE BASEBALL

Just asked my TV this as well 😒

The government of Canada has a questionnaire about it's new budget. Most of the given options are conservative (because this is a conservative government) but there are some that aren't, and you can write in your own responses.
www.canada.ca/en/departmen...

Anemoia (noun): longing for a [transportation system] one has never known.

Client states be like

T-Rex: There are now easily enough books that you could never read them all in a single lifetime! But surely, you say, we can fall back to genres? T-Rex: NO! There's plenty of SCIFI books to last a lifetime too!

T-Rex: We're even at the point where genres WITHIN genres are at saturation! Single modifiers have fallen, as there are for example enough TIME-TRAVEL scifi books to last 100+ years of reading. T-Rex: And very soon we will be at a point where DOUBLE modifiers are filled, with multiple lifetimes worth of romance time-travel scifi books!

Utahraptor: Surely THREE adjectives is safe though? T-Rex: Only for the moment - and more books come every day! T-Rex: Very soon we will NO LONGER run out of travelogue romance time-travel scifi tales. Our only chance is to buttress with even MORE adjectives, in the hopes that we might one day actually finish reading every m/m travelogue enemies-to-lovers romance time-travel scifi tale and - AT LAST - be free.

Narrator: LATER, SOMEONE WRITES ANOTHER M/M TRAVELOGUE ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS ROMANCE TIME-TRAVEL SCIFI STORY: T-Rex: Aw, who am I kidding?? I LOVE THIS STUFF

can you truly call yourself a fan of a genre if you haven't read every single instance of it across all of recorded history??

www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i am not a "hustler". i am not "on the grind". i do not want to "work hard play hard" and this company is not my family. i want to do my job and go home 👍

JULIET: I will kiss thy lips; haply some poison yet doth hang on them!

*kiss*

ROMEO: (throwing his voice) Maybe there's poison on his dong?

Gosh I love Otto Kemp

It says everything about what the NDP has become that its last leader thinks grovelling to *Drake* in the year of our lord 2025 is a good move.

time for my new favorite tumblr post

Screenshot of a Dallas express article. There’s a man sitting in a hospital gown. Text reads Man With Disabilities Begs Hospital To Stop Pushing Suicide LOGAN WASHBURN - STAFF WRITER HEALTH & SCIENCE MAY 29, 2025 Roger Foley | Image by Roger Foley @rogerfoley/X Hospital staff have repeatedly pushed a Canadian man with disabilities to accept euthanasia. Now, he says, they are repeatedly asking him about suicide while cutting off basic needs like food and

Screenshot of a Dallas examiner article which reads Brother Of Disabled Man To Canadian Hospital: He Is 'Dying In Front Of You' LOGAN WASHBURN - STAFF WRITER HEALTH & SCIENCE JUN 11, 2025 Roger Foley | Image by Roger Foley @rogerfoley/X The brother of a disabled Canadian man is pleading with his hospital - which pushed euthanasia and cut off food and water nearly one month ago - to stop him from "dying in front of you." Instead of helping, The Dallas Express has learned, hospital officials told his brother to stop contacting them. There’s a photo of a man laying in a hospital bed

Whatever your personal beliefs on Assisted Dying, we should all be able to agree on 2 fundamentals:

No means no. If a patient doesn’t want it, end of discussion.

It should never be offered in lieu of care or social supports.

If it is, it’s not compassion.

It’s eugenics 🧵

A person in a blue hoodie is sitting on bleachers, holding a large sign that says "I AM SAD."

When the Phillies keep losing

If you ever have doubts about your reading comprehension and/or your ability to count, try knitting or crochet! It will confirm all of your fears. In fact, it will reveal that you’re even worse at counting than you realized!

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Abusers are the worst fucking cowards. They pick on those who they don’t think can fight back and suck up to anyone who might have the strength to tell them no.

There’s nothing strong about them.

Homer Simpson (labeled me) wearing cowboy hat with Phillies logo blowing an air horn that's labeled phillies baseball. Marge is staring at him with label friends, family, coworkers, strangers

sir, a second janelle monae outfit has hit the met gala