An English springer spaniel laying on the ground, pouting.
When mom wonβt feed you more sweet potato.
07.10.2025 11:05 β π 36 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@heresthedeali0.bsky.social
Mom / Wife / Engineer / PokΓ©mon Master βI am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.β
An English springer spaniel laying on the ground, pouting.
When mom wonβt feed you more sweet potato.
07.10.2025 11:05 β π 36 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Have been thinking about naming my daughter due in January after the one and only female commanding officer of my base, and this just adds fuel to the fireβ¦
30.09.2025 14:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lmfao
16.08.2025 03:36 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This scratches an itch in my brain.
08.08.2025 13:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know literally nothing about astrology but supposedly Taurus folks starting tomorrow are going to be doing better than they have been since like 2018 due to Uranus moving (idk?), and Iβm hanging my entire wellbeing on that assumption.
07.07.2025 15:26 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Standard edition of ESO is $5 on Steam right now, if anyone was on the fence. π
05.07.2025 23:38 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do mermaids have belly buttons? Are they mammals or fish?
30.05.2025 15:51 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Original version shows up on shuffle this morningβ¦
Havenβt heard it in well over a decade.
Jump over to YouTube to find the remix I preferred.
Somehow still know every. single. word.
The random info my brain chooses to retain is baffling to me.
Picture of me dressed up for a wedding with a Snapchat filter
Just this once donβt look like a complete gremlinβ¦
29.05.2025 16:59 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Giggling to myself whispering βcappuccinoβ while Sabrina Carpenter is playing in Great Clipsβ¦
24.05.2025 15:11 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Take the quiz and post the first four characters you know!
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I mean yeahβ¦ I see it. π
My Zoloft said no π
14.05.2025 14:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hardeeβs biscuit and gravy platter with a heart-shaped biscuit.
Todayβs emotional state: Crying at work because Hardeeβs gave me a heart shaped biscuit for breakfast.
14.05.2025 13:52 β π 43 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I get some confused looks sometimes but he hasnβt said anything. π I work in STEM field thatβs like 85% male so my office is definitely β¨uniqueβ¨
30.04.2025 23:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello Kitty coaster, water bottle, and washi tape
Hello Kitty to do list and pen
Hello Kitty plushie next to a sign
Hello Kitty figurines on a desk
My husband told me I have too much Hello Kitty stuff at work and I told him I donβt care.
30.04.2025 19:46 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0The inZOI hype has finally gotten to meβ¦ watching streams has made me so curious to play.
21.03.2025 15:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My 5yo: βI thought when a dog eats a bone, it adds bones to their body.β
Me: βLikeβ¦ it absorbs the bone?β
βYeah.β
βWhat did you think a dog would look like after years of eating bones?β
ββ¦ I donβt know.β
Siri, set up daily reminders that Iβm delusional and need to take my meds.
14.03.2025 21:31 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They added a time adjustment feature to Fields of Mistria as part of the update today, and itβs honestly so niceβ¦ I love this game, Stardew, etc. but the speed at which the day progresses aggravates my anxiety sometimes. Itβs really nice to take my time and slowly go through each day. π
10.03.2025 22:55 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βMaybe theyβll know I want to be friends if I grant them full view rights to my outlook calendar.β - My introverted ass still struggling with social interactions in my 30s
07.03.2025 14:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Psych professor on TikTok: Donβt use Myers-Briggs as a personality test, itβs bad. Try Big 5.
Me: Oh, cool. Ok!
Big 5: You are boring, unapproachable, and anxious.
Me: Oh. Cool. Ok.
clocked
26.02.2025 17:24 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0For your consideration, my dog jumping in snow.
22.02.2025 02:35 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Delulu daffodils in a foot of snow on my lawn
22.02.2025 00:48 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lying is I donβt have autocomplete enabled on my device.
12.02.2025 18:25 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Need whatever medicine changes my brain chemistry so it stops telling me that the Doritos in the vending machine are a necessary purchase.
12.02.2025 17:00 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pikachu holding a capri-sun, aka my sanity
First day of RTO and the internet is out base-wide.
10.02.2025 14:19 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not to be over dramatic, but I think I would do literally anything for him.
06.02.2025 16:42 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0