Dan Mahoney

Don't know if it fits the criteria but we did Pride & Prejudice for GCSE which I hated because other classes were doing shorter, more modern books - and broke my Mum's heart as a huge Austen fan hearing me moan about it non-stop.

so so good to rail against failed utopias in your post about turning grimsby into hong kong

Guess I need to finish Alan Wake 2 then

I love the Dan Hodges style. Which posits. That if you write everything. In short sentences. With meaningful full stops. Then it becomes a fact. That’s just the truth. That’s what’s happened.

asking "is the pope catholic" and being shocked by the answer

#BeKind

we're going to need to create an even bluer sky to escape this

we used to be a real country

It really is amazing what a more Playful Brand Identity can do. Just makes you think what could have been if we'd taken that step earlier.

Wait maybe I do like football

Me at non spurs fans right now

Why is this the one game I don't get to watch hahaha coys

During an otherwise fairly grim time for British journalism the FT is a really heartening exception

I think there's some of that to be read into the RTD 2 era of Doctor Who - the explanation of 14's face, Sutekh as a lore-obsessed fan - but it lacks Moffat's clarity

Bosh

I'm against protectionism, and I don't really believe in cultural appropriation, other than we should never have let them turn this perfect, 12 hour British drama into a sprawling, interminable American monstrosity.

Did Vlad Chiriches ever get a look in?

It's fine, the phrase nice guys carries zero negative connotations so I see nothing but good times ahead

One of those classics where every fresh paragraph brings something new to hate 🥰🥰

Guaranteed obsessively checking his follower count

Excited for injuries to force us into a Destiny-Dorrington-Dragusin-Davies backline, the 4D experience

better for your heart innit

Why's this grape making me feel things

Watched episode one of the penguin show, turns out all that was needed to get me over being bored of prestige TV monologues was just for Colin Farrell to do them in a funny voice

too woke i fear

Refuse to believe in this platform until it has rival ITKs calling each other out

Finally this app is usable

warra beg post

just want something that brings back the glory days of threads vibes