Corey O'Malley

Oh no, one of of you posted "and you're surprised??" in reply to someone, didn't you?

If you do that, Bluesky crashes and no one's allowed to post for an hour. This is a feature, not a bug.

When people say "It really makes you think" my only thought is "Absolutely not- you can't make me think." That's how I know punk's not dead

pulling an all-nighter >>>> staying awake in the middle of the day

Sending good vibes out into the universe by aligning my chakra, exuding love in every interaction, eating snow cones, maybe commiting a little light treason, lighting a candle, and dancing for joy.

a hentai tarot deck, but the pentacles are tentacles

*the kool-aid man, trying not to spill himself on anyone as he makes his way back to his seat during a movie*

A guy smiling that represents “me” pouring a comically large bottle of olive oil which represents “random sporadic bursts of song lyrics caused by words you said” onto a salad which represents “normal conversation”

whoops
AuDHD

nobody teaching college has time to indoctrinate your kid, those people have 500 students and make 12 dollars a day, I fucking wish they had time to menace our moral fabric or whatever

Farrah Abraham in an episode of Teen Mom OG, with the caption "You want to talk about your socialism skills?"

I mean now that you mention it

I didn't read the terms of service. we horny on main here?