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Discounted Jason Statham

@jastheface715.bsky.social

I'm not good I'm not bad I'm somewhere in between ☯️| Witty and an Smartass πŸ–€| No-Gi Jiu-Jitsu practitioner | NY Giants & Miami Hurricanes fan 🏈

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No Nut November is stupid….I’m already thinking about failing it

01.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we go back to the time when we was obsessed with 69 instead of 6-7…kids today are fucking dumb

30.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure the night skies in Miami is nice but it doesn’t beat New York….. Even on TV or on social media reels.

10.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hiccup from how to train your dragon giving a thumbs up and the words good luck below him ALT: hiccup from how to train your dragon giving a thumbs up and the words good luck below him
09.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some experiences are not meant to last, only to remind us that beauty can exist, even in passing. πŸ–€πŸ€

08.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve learned the most about myself in silence……

When no one’s watching, and the only thing I hear is my own truth.

12.09.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

02.09.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantasy Football drafts are done!!

Now just hoping the best and continue to win multiple titles. πŸ†

02.09.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

South Park truly doesn’t give a fuck…. Nobody is safe

26.07.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody cares about a man’s mental health until his pain turns into anger then he’s just a bad guy.

26.07.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid

08.07.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6394    πŸ” 779    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 53
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Use your past traumas be the best version you can be.

That’s your fuel to become the person you want to be.

Use your hatred,anger,resentment etc.

Build yourself into the vision you have for yourself.

⏳🩸

09.07.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBelt to ass” is the new β€œstand on β€œbusiness.”

04.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy National Hot Dog Eating Contest to those who celebrate it πŸŒ­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

04.07.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lately; the idea of living in a Lake house with a mountain view doesn’t sound crazy at all.

25.06.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even through the darkest days

This fire burns….always

24.06.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me asking that same question every Monday

23.06.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β˜•οΈπŸΈ

22.06.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wanna be destructive together.. slow wink

09.04.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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βšͺ️☯️⚫️

09.04.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t find the urban dictionary term for

β€œ369 damn you fine”

07.04.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skeet like nobody's reading...

07.04.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0

I lost 8 LBs in 2 weeks

And yes I deserve a cookie πŸ˜‚πŸ’ͺ🏼

04.04.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have a suggestion for overpopulated prisons….

But nobody wants to have that conversation

04.04.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t be bitching about the price of the Nintendo Switch 2 when almost half the population also has an PS5/Xbox360

02.04.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know traffic will be crazier after the finished product… can’t wait to see it though πŸ‘€

31.03.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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if decades of food competition shows have taught me anything it's that the best food is made with hate and spite, not love

24.03.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Penn State wrestling is truly a dynasty

22.03.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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