Discounted Jason Statham

South Park truly doesn’t give a fuck…. Nobody is safe

Nobody cares about a man’s mental health until his pain turns into anger then he’s just a bad guy.

it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid

Use your past traumas be the best version you can be.

That’s your fuel to become the person you want to be.

Use your hatred,anger,resentment etc.

Build yourself into the vision you have for yourself.

⏳🩸

“Belt to ass” is the new “stand on “business.”

Happy National Hot Dog Eating Contest to those who celebrate it 🌭🇺🇸

Lately; the idea of living in a Lake house with a mountain view doesn’t sound crazy at all.

Even through the darkest days

This fire burns….always

Me asking that same question every Monday

☕️🐸

Wanna be destructive together.. slow wink

⚪️☯️⚫️

Can’t find the urban dictionary term for

“369 damn you fine”

Skeet like nobody's reading...

Alexa, avenge my death

I lost 8 LBs in 2 weeks

And yes I deserve a cookie 😂💪🏼

kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea ALT: kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea

I have a suggestion for overpopulated prisons….

But nobody wants to have that conversation

Don’t be bitching about the price of the Nintendo Switch 2 when almost half the population also has an PS5/Xbox360

I know traffic will be crazier after the finished product… can’t wait to see it though 👀

if decades of food competition shows have taught me anything it's that the best food is made with hate and spite, not love

Penn State wrestling is truly a dynasty

😂😂

For the time being ….

Maybe I’ll text “go fuck yourself” and it’ll stop permanently

To get to the pot of gold

You first gonna beat up the leprechauns ☘️

Deshaun Watson is engaged and I can’t even get a text back LMFAO 🤣 💀

This Stone Cold Steve Austin PSA is one of the funniest Austin videos

#316Day

😂😂😂

My WiFi network is called “ZoomMeeting” and the password is “CouldHaveB33nAnEmail”