Scott

It's a very sad fantasy as I believe there are many scams involved in getting access to one. I learned about it from watching an interview with an escaped "government super soldier".

It's safe to take Tylenol if you do it in a mirror. This way the molecules reverse and boom, anti-autism!

I always wave with my fingers in a sign of the horn at them when we spot each other.

And to think I was so excited that High Potential was back. I'm hearing we are entering the era of consequences but what Jimmy Kimmel said was so low key that they can just about fire anyone for anything from this point on.

I want to search for times a political assination turned out exactly how the ass intended but I don't want to wrestle with the right search engine keywords and end up on a list.

This is starting to become a frequent sight inside my grapefruits. It is too bad I can't just grow a tree if I feel like it.

I had to try a new yoghurt. This one is the Platonic ideal of plain low fat yoghurt. It is exactly what I expect plain low fat yoghurt to taste like. A good ending to an overly exciting evening. Now back to reality.

I bought two tubs of Yoghurt. One was spoiled and the other one on the edge. I've been eating large portions of it over a few days to salvage my 'no food wasted' honor. Tonight is the final portion and it has a salt and vinegar chips tang to it.

Why is it possible to pause a video on YouTube to look at a still frame but end up clicking next because of the fucking side ad.

This couldn't have gone any better for them even if they had planned it. Time for a new patriot act cracking down on free speech in honor of the newly sainted free speech warrior. Welcome to the list, everyone on Bluesky.

Had to check to see if you can say fag on YouTube. I was hoping it would be fine coming from a 🪱 and a 🎃 but I guess not.

How old were you when you actually began to look at the daily forecast? I feel like I look at it all the time now.

i was just about to ask if he had any human to cat spells and saw this comment.

Now would be a great time to transform into a cat and just wreck the native bird population.

Or maybe move to Istanbul I could be a city cat.

After going through comments about Charlie Kirk i've noticed a lot of people calling him a moderate. I don't know if they thought this before his death but that's what they are saying now.

I would also like to clarify that I am not gleeful about this. I am absolutely frustrated and terrified.

America gets mourning wood over Charlie Kirk, actually.

I'm not a gun guy, but all the experts in the comments on the internet are saying it was a perfect, professional shot.

If the patsy for the death of Charlie Kirk is magically Trans I'm going to need to start wearing a red hat on my walks.

It's bad enough around here when they are winning, but this is going to be a great excuse for even more "retaliation".

Man I am pissed that this entire Epstein "scandal", the victims press conference, and the birthday book were sort of moving the needle.

But now we are going to get "Ape strong together! We economy!"

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights"

"I can't stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made-up, new-age term that does a lot of damage"

-Charlie Kirk 🙏

Comments are exactly what I expected. Do things really need to even happen anymore if we are all following the same damn script.

Conservatives are under siege! And you want to talk about Epstein? Think of the real victims here! 😞

It's Charlie Kirks' memorial book we should now be focusing on.

Behold as the death of Charlie Kirk is the left "finally going too far."

But the killing of two people and their dog was the radical action of one individual who in no way represents the whole.

That's just how it works

I'll admit this is a good birthday book distraction.

War is shell.

The small titty bumps on the Trump birthday letter really, really unnerves me. There is now zero doubt in my mind if there was ever any to begin with. The media description of "outline of a naked woman" is not what I am seeing. This is not a sketch of the Venus de Milo either.

I'm reading the comments on the Tom Phillips news and he seems to be heading into folk hero status by people who hate New Zealand for their gun control laws.

I just got Salisbury steak gravy in my hair and everyone is in the bathrooms.

When you just 'need a minute' for the past ten days. Hopefully circling the brain fog drain. Whatever the hell that means.

The🐈who will run away and circle you at a distance at ground level but stay to watch if above your head. A sister of the herding dog. She is attempting to to dig a hole under the fence where he can escape.

If they made The Americans in modern day it would just be Paige Jennings taking out her assets for drinks and sending
e-mails to Fox News headquarters.