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Bi-punk trash mammal who can code. Working on a couple of projects at the moment. Taken by @riverrain. 24 He/Him. Lead program developer of the Haunted Project.

54 Followers  |  46 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 05.01.2024  |  1.7227

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Me!???

12.02.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two kobolds try out a new destructive device

Two kobolds try out a new destructive device

The kobolds have been trying out some new prototypes

[ #Kobolds #Comics ]

11.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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Hahaha. Canada, we love you. Honestly, not being invited is a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.

23.01.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19121    πŸ” 3246    πŸ’¬ 1764    πŸ“Œ 510

Plushies are a fire hazard:)

20.01.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik 

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible

Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible

10.01.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20471    πŸ” 7481    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 283
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β€œin america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”

07.01.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10415    πŸ” 1572    πŸ’¬ 234    πŸ“Œ 116

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.

28.12.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11588    πŸ” 4516    πŸ’¬ 220    πŸ“Œ 430
Private Equity Finds a New Source of Profit: Volunteer Fire Departments
Rural departments have long relied on cheap software solutions to keep their operations running. But fire chiefs report sharp price increases as investors have entered the market.

Private Equity Finds a New Source of Profit: Volunteer Fire Departments Rural departments have long relied on cheap software solutions to keep their operations running. But fire chiefs report sharp price increases as investors have entered the market.

Private equity must be stopped.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...

15.12.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 629    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 36

shout-out to people who got to be alive at a time when there were any people at all anywhere who still knew how to do anything it has been a privilege

29.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

Nothing has ever trickled down.

29.11.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16798    πŸ” 6315    πŸ’¬ 499    πŸ“Œ 282

Close enough, welcome back Endwalker Grapes

15.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1286    πŸ” 584    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6

Crazy idea maybe we shouldn’t replace software developers with β€œAI-Agents” and maybe these crashes won’t happen as frequently.

19.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Happy 34th Birthday HTML tags!

Happy 34th Birthday HTML tags!

Happy 34th Birthday HTML tags!

On October 29, 1991, the internet pioneer, Tim Berners-Lee, published a document entitled HTML Tags.

#WebDesignHistory

29.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 468    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 22
Dog nosed kobold in winter attire, even donning a sock on their tail.

Dog nosed kobold in winter attire, even donning a sock on their tail.

A kobold with a dog nose is dressed in a winter outfit, taking some child like steps outside in the snow as it tries to catch a snow flake.

A kobold with a dog nose is dressed in a winter outfit, taking some child like steps outside in the snow as it tries to catch a snow flake.

Doodled a very snug and ready for Winter kobold.

20.10.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

hm that sure sounds like someone with a job endorsing political violence to me

20.09.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4842    πŸ” 733    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 6

oh but if I say people like this shouldn't exist suddenly I'm the bad person smh

13.09.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m obviously not a fan of the FBI but it’s pretty wild watching the least competent FBI of all time

13.09.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11103    πŸ” 1024    πŸ’¬ 340    πŸ“Œ 65

liberals when it comes to so-called political violence: "we shouldn't condone violence! thoughts and prayers"

liberals when it comes to colonial or imperialist violence: *crickets* πŸ¦—

11.09.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

be very careful about what you post online

10.09.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8252    πŸ” 1645    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 52

the united states has the political instability of 1990s eastern europe, probably bad

10.09.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4463    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 8
04.09.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12005    πŸ” 2065    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 66
Comic. [Two people on shore looking at body of water] PERSON 1: Hey, where’s that big island we were looking at this morning? PERSON 2 with short hair: Oh, it’s underwater. The ocean’s depth here goes up and down by like ten feet every day. PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: It’s because the planet has a big moon orbiting near the surface. It causes weird gravity effects. PERSON 1: *What???* [caption] People here are used to them, but tides are one of the weirdest and most sci-fi elements of life on Earth.

Comic. [Two people on shore looking at body of water] PERSON 1: Hey, where’s that big island we were looking at this morning? PERSON 2 with short hair: Oh, it’s underwater. The ocean’s depth here goes up and down by like ten feet every day. PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: It’s because the planet has a big moon orbiting near the surface. It causes weird gravity effects. PERSON 1: *What???* [caption] People here are used to them, but tides are one of the weirdest and most sci-fi elements of life on Earth.

Sea Level

xkcd.com/3135/

02.09.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10169    πŸ” 1609    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 76
A watercolor painting depicting a small pack of kobolds performing cultish rites in a cavern. The main subject of the painting is a red kobold in white robes who is standing at the top of a tower of stone. Their arms are spread wide and face turned upward with a blissful smile. An ominous red circle spreads out from behind them. Candles surround this figure. On the ground around the stone tower are six other kobolds of various colors, all wearing the same white robes. Some are looking on adoringly, while others are praying, taking notes, or deep in thought. There are stalactites and stalagmites in the background.

A watercolor painting depicting a small pack of kobolds performing cultish rites in a cavern. The main subject of the painting is a red kobold in white robes who is standing at the top of a tower of stone. Their arms are spread wide and face turned upward with a blissful smile. An ominous red circle spreads out from behind them. Candles surround this figure. On the ground around the stone tower are six other kobolds of various colors, all wearing the same white robes. Some are looking on adoringly, while others are praying, taking notes, or deep in thought. There are stalactites and stalagmites in the background.

Kobold cult πŸ•―οΈπŸ²

28.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1277    πŸ” 404    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 6
A sticker that says, β€œUS Out of DC, Yankee Go Home, Big Balls Had It Coming.”

A sticker that says, β€œUS Out of DC, Yankee Go Home, Big Balls Had It Coming.”

Spotted by the north entrance of the Dupont Circle metro.

Also spotted, about 4-6 National Guard on the Metro Center platform.

No NG on the Union Station Metro platform. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

27.08.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1003    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10

Def a need for a modern country. Lets hope they keep security tight and proper unlike America who can leak all our socials for fun. Also brits don’t have ID’s like Licenses? (Coming from a very uninformed American)

27.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think this is a good idea, having a central database of all foreign citizens seems just like an easy way to target these individuals. Similar to the trans database we see in America. This is also a single point of failure for data breaches. Whats the need for this data in the first place?

27.08.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My summer car guy basically (except its sausages)

23.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most popular game at Gamescom is the one developers worked on for seven years at their own pace.

22.08.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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