Jordan

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

coming back to confirm the movie is great

don’t worry I counted myself in “others”

how am I going to be the last person to see this movie and I have a ticket for opening night

the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world

Listen it has become very clear that when he does die we need to be fucking mean about it. Even if you keep the kid gloves on they'll still come for you for speaking, so get that banter ready. Make them cry.

You there boy, what day is todayborday?

part of the reason i beat up so hard on democratic weakness is we need people who are tough on the monsters that continue to allow childrens brains to be splattered on the walls by gunshots. i dont want to make nice with these people. they're not "good friends" and "colleagues" on the other side.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works

75 degrees, 3 beers deep, walking home from the bar, full moon… pretty good

yesterday i noticed a Grammarly AI ad in my windows start menu. ostensibly to help me with my grammatical errors in searching my own computer for "poooooop1.jpeg". naturally i clicked it, made an account, signed up for a premium subscription, and am quite happy with the whole thing

Someone needs to Do It

beat Bon Iver at bar trivia

Thing I need all Dems at every level to absorb yesterday: if someone pulls a knife on you, you are in a knife fight, whether or not you want to be

my son got killed by a Legendary Pokemon and instead of grieving I am in the courtroom because they refuse to euthanize this guy's Entei

its funny to see that inexplicably popular will stancil guy say stuff like "what is the possible policy justification for america's descent into naziism?!" because it reminds me of watching a movie with my kids. you just gotta go "well i think if you pay attention you might find out soon!"

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.

I do not but it was Mailbag S5E8: Candy Creeps. Let me message you a feed link

@nickslunch.bsky.social I was listening to an old Mailbag episode of YKS when who should appear but Nick’s Lunch Newsletter. What a treat, they seemed to get as much of a kick out of it as I do every time

What’s fascinating is that every culture throughout history has independently developed its own legend of Bulk and Skull

me: that stranger is looking at me and frowning. what’s wrong with me that they’re doing that [remembers therapy training] it probably has nothing to do with me

stranger: there they are. the individual ive been assigned to target and drive insane

Thinking about changing careers. What should I be searching for on Indeed if my dream role is “put on a show to save an aging theater from being turned into a toxic waste factory”

A cartoon titled “One Must Be Extinguished” showing the hand of Lady Liberty holding the torch of Democracy being menaced by the robed hand of a Klansman holding a burning cross

“One Must Be Extinguished”

average bsky interaction

irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.

Why are you attacking the boss's red glowing weak spot? That's obviously a distraction from his heavily armored sword arm

It’s all happening on Bluesky (congratulations, really happy for you two!)