Retired

I’m only 6’ but as a flight attendant I hit my head on those damn overhead bins almost every day.

I have met people in finance or similar occupations who were 6’10” and the conversation never started about their current job

Bootstraps, but only for those who have boots

Indentured servitude

The number of college football players essentially wearing shorts is amazing

Since we are all boycotting them, just put them in MAGA hats to make their customers happy

Credit for cast iron

Thanks Greg

Are those Islamic symbols?

This is the party that wants prayer in schools

All of us who have ever lived in west Texas recognize the unique brownness of that grass…

Texas Lt Governor Dan Patrick is a homophonic snowflake.

You already knew that, but I felt compelled to repeat it today for som reason…

Trump voters, you did this.

Thanks Xi

Bwahahaha

eff ewe

Hey Ted, how is your wife?

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

I think holding somebody (jail) for contempt might be in order

as a 65 year old I feel compelled to insert the word "the" before AI, as in "Did you write that, or was it the A.I.?"

I am hip as hell...

Headline writers all! Thanks for these.

Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer Sean C. Dunn admitted he flung the hoagie at a federal agent. His attorneys called it a “harmless gesture” of protest as Trump commandeered D.C. police.

Long live the jury trial in America.

If he is saying billion, with a B, that's about 400 pounds per person, which seems like an unhealthy amount of weight to lose. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Ken Paxton seeks to block payment where he doesn’t get a cut…

www.reuters.com/world/texas-...

The dogs are uncooperative but luckily the chickens operate according to the sun…

was that MRI for mad cow disease?

props to Aaron for listening to this crap so I don't have to

Cabrito tacos please.

thats quite a posse of white folk....

so for when grandpa gets lost?