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Chris Partridge

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CloudSec manager at that online-bookstore-slash-server-rental company, adjunct professor at RIT, former janitor for r/cybersecurity. Writes @ https://chris.partridge.tech. Proofs @ https://tweedge.proven.lol. Cat person. Cheerful ^_^

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There are a lot of things wrong with this country, but it’s hard to imagine anything less American than the President threatening to revoke someone’s citizenship for the crime of free speech.

12.07.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 812    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 24

I just got back home to finally sit down and watch the parade footage and it’s 100x more embarrassing than I expected. I totally forgot the weak nations that do these spend decades perfecting them. It looked like if Fyre festival did North Korea.

15.06.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14028    πŸ” 1630    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 89

The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans

03.06.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9538    πŸ” 2326    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 49

This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

16.05.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 12204    πŸ” 3273    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 41
Pulitzer Prizes Public Service Winner: ProPublica. Image (right) displays headline that reads: Their States Banned Abortion. Doctors Now Say They Can't Give Women Potentially Lifesaving Care.

Pulitzer Prizes Public Service Winner: ProPublica. Image (right) displays headline that reads: Their States Banned Abortion. Doctors Now Say They Can't Give Women Potentially Lifesaving Care.

JUST IN: ProPublica’s β€œLife of the Mother” series, which exposes the fatal consequences of abortion bans, has won the Pulitzer Prize for Public Service.

This is the second consecutive year we’ve been awarded this distinction and our eighth Pulitzer: www.propublica.org/series/life-...

05.05.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 22104    πŸ” 6036    πŸ’¬ 408    πŸ“Œ 293
Old man cartoon holding up a bag of cookies captioned β€œHackeridge Farm Remembers”

Old man cartoon holding up a bag of cookies captioned β€œHackeridge Farm Remembers”

Remember how all the cyber security people said not to backdoor end-to-end encryption?
That sensitive data should be encrypted in transit AND at rest?

05.05.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 454    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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Vaccine Critic Who Used Chemical Castration Drug to Treat Autism Tapped to Lead Federal Immunization Study | National Review Mark Geier had his medical license suspended after the Maryland State Board of Physicians found that his research β€˜endangers autistic children.’

The Autism "study" will be led by a guy who pretended to be a doctor even though he only has a BA in bio and who attempted a small-scale genocide of autistic people through chemical castration, so you know it'll be legit.

25.04.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2699    πŸ” 1299    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 150
A SKALETON TRYEN TO DRIVE AND THERE CAR COMPUTER IS BLEEPEN AND POPPING UP MESAGES AND DOING ALL KIND'S OF SHIT JUST LET ME DRIVE!! I MEAN LET THE SKELATON DRIVE!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY CAR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY REFRIDGERATOR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY THERMOSTAT,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY TELEVISON,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY EXERCICE BIKE, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY LIGHT BULB'S" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKALETON TRYEN TO DRIVE AND THERE CAR COMPUTER IS BLEEPEN AND POPPING UP MESAGES AND DOING ALL KIND'S OF SHIT JUST LET ME DRIVE!! I MEAN LET THE SKELATON DRIVE!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY CAR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY REFRIDGERATOR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY THERMOSTAT,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY TELEVISON,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY EXERCICE BIKE, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY LIGHT BULB'S" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ONLY COMPUTER'S SHOULD BE COMPUTER'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

24.10.2024 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1261    πŸ” 406    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 18

+1 for asking engineers. I'm happy to share my own opinion on it, but the team's opinion is fully up to date & includes things I may not see.

Though depending on the exact issue, external candidates may get less transparent answers, as they're not bound by any confidentiality agreements...

07.04.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The tariffs have just led an innovative U.S. company to scale back sales of its own goods in its home market. Who does this help? What sort of β€œmedicine” is this?

07.04.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 974    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression WASHINGTONβ€”Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic β€œperiod of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression

02.04.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13953    πŸ” 2991    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 147

alright, no more joking around. butlerian jihad starts tomorrow

03.04.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4550    πŸ” 792    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 13

If you have to pay people to vote your way, it must be hard to comprehend people hating you for free.

31.03.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5832    πŸ” 960    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 32
Avery Edison @aedison
I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications

Avery Edison @aedison I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications

Second anniversary of this banger

29.03.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 890    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Great! Let me know if you have other suggestions for the bot :)

19.02.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like that he posted a picture of a print-out of the email.

16.02.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 26512    πŸ” 4460    πŸ’¬ 876    πŸ“Œ 189

Wrote a quick update to include the title and (start of) the body of the post -- will see how it works and if it needs further cleanup over the next few posts the bot makes. Thank you for the suggestion!

13.02.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"While the masses of sporpsball addicted fools were busy with their "superb owl", I answered a higher calling. A purer persuit. Jerking the Grinch clean off" - @abraxas@shrike.club on Mastodon

"While the masses of sporpsball addicted fools were busy with their "superb owl", I answered a higher calling. A purer persuit. Jerking the Grinch clean off" - @abraxas@shrike.club on Mastodon

10.02.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the defining features of the techbro dipshits now running the USA is their absolute refusal to consider that anyone, ever, has thought about problems before them

time after time they come in, propose a solution that was rejected years ago because it's stupid, and call themselves geniuses

04.02.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7488    πŸ” 1485    πŸ’¬ 190    πŸ“Œ 73
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All U.S. federal government websites are already archived by the End of Term Web Archive Here's all the information you might need. Official website: https://eotarchive.org/ Wikipedia:...

Signal Boost: All U.S. federal government websites are already archived by the End of Term Web Archive

Let people know, download your own copies.
Don't let this digital book burn continue.

#Feds #Health #WHO #CDC #AMA #USPHS #FDA #NIH #NCHS #PCORI

31.01.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4334    πŸ” 2970    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 70

The more I use GenAI coding tools, the more I am convinced keeping to "traditional" software engineering practices is what works most productive here. As in 10x more productive. E.g.

- Small changes
- Test that the change works before moving on
- (unit) tests wherever you can

24.01.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 8

Some of us have been warning about this and calling for anti-SLAPP laws (both federal and state) for years and years and years. And I'm not stopping now.

Defamation law has been so widely abused to chill speech and so few people know it.

21.01.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3545    πŸ” 670    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 15

I am begging AI boosters to explain to me how it is in any way time-saving or helpful to have an "assistant" who may be lying to you and whose work you therefore have to check every step along the way.

22.01.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 634    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 15

oh i'm really gonna get some use out of this

21.01.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1408    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
Captain Ben Sisko staring forward either disassociating or mentally preparing to kill somebody.

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β€œbeing alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sautΓ©. but then there are also the horrors”

Captain Ben Sisko staring forward either disassociating or mentally preparing to kill somebody. inset tumblr post from greelin β€œbeing alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sautΓ©. but then there are also the horrors”

mentally, i’m here

21.01.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4992    πŸ” 928    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 22
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here, have some fish from 2002

20.01.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 14814    πŸ” 2527    πŸ’¬ 371    πŸ“Œ 149

Seriously though the Stupid Evil Party vs. the Stupid Useless Party is really getting on my fucking nerves.

19.01.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3120    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 29

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