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i'm like if a guy was julian linktr.ee/internetjulian he/they, 27, california

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it's always a pleasure to edit your videos!!

09.08.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Reddit Gorilla Dilemma
YouTube video by Internet Julian The Reddit Gorilla Dilemma

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN5F...

09.08.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a youtube thumbnail with my face and a blurred reddit post with the only legible text saying: "life-sized gorilla statue". superimposed on the image is the reddit logo and a png of donkey kong

a youtube thumbnail with my face and a blurred reddit post with the only legible text saying: "life-sized gorilla statue". superimposed on the image is the reddit logo and a png of donkey kong

EVERYONE please watch my NEW VIDEO entitled "The Reddit Gorilla Dilemma" (link in reply)

09.08.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

EVERYONE go check out this video I edited for NerdSync!!! (I give you permission to mute anytime Ben is speaking)

05.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao I just had a really funny idea about Kryptonian currency (the money that Kryptonians spend on Krypton). my idea might not be funny to the Kryptopeople or whatever they’re called there but I just thought of what if on Krypton all the money there was called Fartbucks

27.07.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

went to the Toilet Store and everyone there knew your toilet

17.07.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey guys look what i can do (has a panic attack)

17.07.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know there's a literacy crisis because i just watched an adult pick up a book, sigh, put it down and pick up a television instead

17.07.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(trying to impress my girlfriend by stepping on every element of the periodic table) it's not rocking to you that i'm standing on bismuth?

17.07.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gods buddy Pedro watching him create trees and shit: that’s awesome, great job man

05.07.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dont wanna see anyone celebrating the 4th tomorrow right after the big "millions will lose healthcare and also the American Gestapo now has more money than God" bill got passed. if you have any feelings of patriotism right now please look inward and fix your soul.

04.07.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i never argue with a strawman. whatever you say beautiful

02.07.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MCU-style (derogatory) title would be something like β€œGrinch: Christmas in July”

30.06.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idea: Santa does Christmas on the wrong day. He realizes but oh no it’s too late!! It’s almost morning, how is he going to undo Christmas, get all those presents back, in mere hours?? Then, from the shadows, a smug chuckle. β€œI can do it.” Out steps a familiar green face.

30.06.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

always a little sad when i catch myself getting swayed by someone incorrect because of their sheer confidence. like damn i’m really just a wacky noodle guy who dances when the wind blows hard enough

28.06.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and it's not just a few people, it's a whole subreddit of people talking about this shit and avoiding the massive elephant in the room

25.06.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

saw some harry potter adults on reddit talking about how it's good that JK is working closely with the writers and like, i just don't understand what reality these people live in

25.06.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

remembered that Neo and Trinity are alive and making the world they want to live in and i got misty eyed

24.06.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a photo of me smiling and holding a sign from an animal shelter that says β€œYay! I’ve been adopted!”

a photo of me smiling and holding a sign from an animal shelter that says β€œYay! I’ve been adopted!”

good news everyone!

24.06.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
two david tennants with their arms crossed and with inquisitive faces, one as the 10th doctor and one as the 14th

two david tennants with their arms crossed and with inquisitive faces, one as the 10th doctor and one as the 14th

my parents when they can tell i’m high

23.06.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT

20.06.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

trans rights btw this isn't up for debate

18.06.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5288    πŸ” 1231    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 13

happy birthday!!!!

17.06.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i edited this one! check it out!!

13.06.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what separates a good idea from a bad idea is the time it takes to realize the bad idea was a good idea all along

04.06.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*cracks knuckles too much* it’s time to go on the computer. *starts typing* ow ow ouch

31.05.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every time an order is filled at the hooters in heaven, an angel gets its wings

19.05.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
(from Andor season 1 episode 4)
Partagaz:
We are healthoare providers.
We treat sickness.
We locate germs whether they arise from within or have come from the outside.
The longer we wait to identify a disorder, the harder it is to treat the disease.

(from Andor season 1 episode 4) Partagaz: We are healthoare providers. We treat sickness. We locate germs whether they arise from within or have come from the outside. The longer we wait to identify a disorder, the harder it is to treat the disease.

(from Andor season 2 episode 11)
To be clear. What's the charge?
She's diseased.
She escaped the hospital with an infectious condition
that threatens everyone
with whom she may come in contact.

(from Andor season 2 episode 11) To be clear. What's the charge? She's diseased. She escaped the hospital with an infectious condition that threatens everyone with whom she may come in contact.

(from Andor season 2 episode 12)
I'm assuming you've heard it before.
Just keeps spreading, doesn't it?
It's been hard to contain.

(from Andor season 2 episode 12) I'm assuming you've heard it before. Just keeps spreading, doesn't it? It's been hard to contain.

(Andor spoilers) Partagaz, rebellion, and sickness

14.05.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

has anyone ever pointed out that in Cyberpunk 2077 you basically get a SQUIP

10.05.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for sale: baby shoes (too small for my feet)

09.05.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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