@dylanway.bsky.social
Post production. My only social. Hawaiian time
I wish I loved something as much as my neighbor loves lighter fluid
11.08.2025 05:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
22.07.2025 18:29 — 👍 16547 🔁 3251 💬 91 📌 97
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.
It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.
I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
Unbearable. Was not expecting him and it was jarring
15.07.2025 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought I was having a Mandela effect moment for a sec and that I’ve been incorrectly thinking it’s Sara Lee all these years.
02.07.2025 18:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Voters: can you pay 50 cents more in taxes to pay for vegetables for children and agree not to defraud the elderly on their electrical bills
Wall Street Guy: OH LIKE THE KILLING FIELDS?!?! LIKE THE KHMER ROUGE?!?!
I don’t know why I even considered anything other than the stupidest and worst outcome
22.06.2025 00:09 — 👍 1211 🔁 122 💬 17 📌 4not sure if this is in the current bluesky consciousness, but the Nuclear Block is what makes this place great. a block ends everything between you and the blocked person. it robs them if all engagement. it’s very much why the troll problem here is much more limited than the everything app.
18.06.2025 23:48 — 👍 1428 🔁 352 💬 11 📌 9Drove me insane last night. Thought I was just not looking in the right place. When coverage moved from NBC I took a break to handle some things. Came back and missed it. Completely brain dead move by peacock
13.06.2025 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SERRANO’S GOT THE DISKS!
05.06.2025 23:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So many masks
31.05.2025 06:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Microprawsessahs
20.05.2025 02:29 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The problem I had with Gemma outside the door: if she goes home and hooks up with Devon/Cobel they blow the whistle, Lumon is closed, All innies are gone and outie Mark comes home to live happily ever after. Her panic at the door seemed slightly forced. Maybe it will come to her later
21.03.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Brian Schatz just voted yes on cloture, and that will be the end of his political career, though he may not yet realize it.
@schatz.bsky.social voted yes with Durbin and Schumer reportedly to curry favor with them and rise in Senate leadership. It will not work. This was a craven, cowardly move.
Love Feinstein’s books and radio hits. This is a deep cut but my absolute favorite memory is him calling in to Jim Rome and his daughter was playing drums in the background. His scream of “Bridgette!” Still makes me smile. Great writer. He will be missed
13.03.2025 23:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deeply unserious person
16.02.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Show me your lightening bolt!
30.01.2025 09:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prayers up
28.01.2025 07:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In light of current events, I really enjoyed the film Number 24 on Netflix. Highly recommend.
youtu.be/7zQj3r9JKwY?...
Oh hell yeah
27.01.2025 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The motion blur on the type really brought that GIF to the next level, Mo!
14.01.2025 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve been giving myself shock treatments
01.01.2025 08:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
31.12.2024 00:06 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No idea why your name is missing an e. Sorry about that!
23.11.2024 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Coolzoids. Just wasn’t sure if it was an official thing or a USCoats workaround. I’m still on NYT and vacillate with the Post. Love following your exploits from afar. Push those pixels!
23.11.2024 18:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey Gary! Big Aloha. Curious as to what SubShares means? Like using a gift link for NYT or something different? Hip me to it Daddy-O. I’m in squaresville
23.11.2024 08:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
