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I get that this is for high-income swing voter sickos and not me, but I'm utterly confused by the "maybe he should be a Democrat" line. Is he not already?

03.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably won't matter, but my ideal turnout in the UES is zero voters

02.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*gulp*

02.11.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh jeez. That sounds awful.

02.11.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting. Yeah no idea

01.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a whole lot of relationships amongst the youth these days.

31.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is, indeed, what the people wanted. They may pretend it's not what they wanted now, but it's what they wanted. Trump made it very clear every single day of the campaign that this is what he was going to do. This is what America wanted.

20.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Made chicken and pasta with pesto and the chicken was actually edible this time :)

20.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Holds steady"

the lengths outlets will go to protect our big wet boy's feelings

17.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Avergonzado" is the most important spanish word to learn so that you're not avergonzado when you try to say what you think "embarrassed" is in spanish

17.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gen Z's favorite TV show is euphoria, which if you took out the sex scenes would be about 5 seconds per episode

17.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No we don't

17.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's cooked lol

11.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah this is what I was just informed was expected

09.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. It's still a live race. This is also before Hakeem Jeffries (quite likely imo) endorses Cuomo

09.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn and I had to wear a jacket at work today...

04.10.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, do they fr just not have autumn on the east coast anymore?

04.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really was not expecting Trump to turn down their demand, an extension of ACA subsidies that would've only helped the GOP politically, but apparently I overestimated his intelligence

02.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I could only eat one genre of food for the rest of my life, it would definitely be Syrian.

01.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, a lot of people just admitting they don't know any Latinos lol

29.09.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gene pool was not kind to this one

28.09.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Yes, relation)

28.09.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely feel like Cuomo is running out of time to make this happen

24.09.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meh. This was funnier in my head. Oh well, the post stays up to show that I'm not a coward.

24.09.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, but that's because this is yet another super white, highly college-educated district. Meanwhile, Trump's approval is nearly 95% in my poll of Latino Immigrations and Customs Enforcement employees.

24.09.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If they won't even support a moderate DSA candidate for *mayor of New York City* then it's reasonable to conclude they'll never be team players if a progressive wins the 2028 primary.

23.09.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think people are mad because it shows that the moderate wing of the party has less than zero interest in either supporting a progressive nominee for president should they win the nomination, and even less interest in being a governing partner.

23.09.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I gave 'going out' a perfectly fair shake twice now and I hated it both times. Sorry, but it's not for me, and if I have to go to a bar to meet a woman then I will just accept solitude forever.

21.09.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not going to become right-wing because women don't like me. I'm not a leftist because I think it would help me in the dating market. But the idea that you can just be left-wing and do great with women is a lie, they really do not care at all.

20.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm late, but I really have not found this to be true at all. I've been left-wing forever because it's what I believe in, not to attract women, and I take hygiene pretty seriously. Women never notice me and I get like one like on a dating app per month (I live in a big metro area)

20.09.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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