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@e-n-z-o.bsky.social

Call me a jewish-style artichoke in Rome the way I’m fried

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Does anyone else feel like the vibes are like catastrophically bad out there. People constantly screaming at each other on the train, in the pharmacy, everywhere

22.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck are we gonna do about ICE

19.11.2025 06:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mamdanitas it’s time to take those AirPods out, put that merch on, and #AlwaysBeCanvassing

29.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The framers if they misused AAVE:
We the chile

29.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Selfie of me inside a “I voted for Zohran” frame

Selfie of me inside a “I voted for Zohran” frame

Can we start a #gayguytrend zohranfornyc.com/ivoted

29.10.2025 04:38 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Voters wait at a poll site

Voters wait at a poll site

10 minutes until the first day of early voting starts in Astoria and there’s already a bit of a line

25.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a believer in stove theory I think the shutdown should continue for as long as republicans fail to capitulate

20.10.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A selfie where I look ragged. I am wearing a tank top, a baseball hat, and a chain

A selfie where I look ragged. I am wearing a tank top, a baseball hat, and a chain

What the release of Subway Builder, an abandoned subway station tour, the opera, and a Tunisian DJ set in one day does to a man

10.10.2025 05:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of Subway Builder gameplay with a windy portion of track preceding a station named “Wanamaker Pl”

Screenshot of Subway Builder gameplay with a windy portion of track preceding a station named “Wanamaker Pl”

Internally we’re calling it the Wanamaker Wiggle

09.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is my gal Phoebe Bridgers up to these days

09.10.2025 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who here in our factory is from DC (DC visit imminent)

03.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Danny’s on the UWS, but a friend of mine got his at Costco (in NYC) today, and I’m hearing rumblings that CVS has it now too.

26.09.2025 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Power’s out at my house on top of this so I’m sitting in a dark room 🧍‍♂️

26.09.2025 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Didn’t get the job that I thought would change my life after interviewing. What now

26.09.2025 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Selfie with one arm sleeve rolled up. Bandaid is visible.

Selfie with one arm sleeve rolled up. Bandaid is visible.

I am one of the first 150 people to get this year’s Novavax booster in New York City

24.09.2025 16:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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An Anti-Zohran PAC just dropped $250k on ads featuring 'New Yorkers' who say they won't vote for Zohran. Except they're all stock models.

23.09.2025 17:31 — 👍 203    🔁 53    💬 7    📌 24

Just used my AMC A-List to use a public bathroom in NYC #modernproblemsmodernsolutions

14.09.2025 22:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just saw someone grab 8 napkins for 1 taco

14.09.2025 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Selfie of me on the sidewalk, NYRA hat, MTA graphic tee, tote bag, straight leg jeans, cruddy shoes, wired headphones

Selfie of me on the sidewalk, NYRA hat, MTA graphic tee, tote bag, straight leg jeans, cruddy shoes, wired headphones

Fit check

14.09.2025 13:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me in my NYRA hat on the sidewalk

Me in my NYRA hat on the sidewalk

Gay guy asked me where I got my hat. I told him I got it by subscribing to the New York Review of Architecture

11.09.2025 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Am unfortunately doing girl math in an attempt to justify an upgrade to orange iPhone

10.09.2025 02:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every night before I go to bed I flush one Advil liquigel mini down the toilet so that the world can feel a little less pain ❤️

08.09.2025 15:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does anyone want to buy my feet pics so I can see Mac DeMarco in concert

05.09.2025 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You simply cannot RSVP with a dietary restriction and then cancel an hour before

03.09.2025 11:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When I’m in an experiencing gratitude competition and my opponent is Brian E Morton

31.08.2025 13:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There was a time snacks, water, and multiple phone chargers were on offer…

29.08.2025 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uber drivers don’t have chargers anymore

29.08.2025 23:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A fantastical illustrated scene with dolphins jumping out of the water and rainbows overhead. Below the water, colorful fish, corals, and a dolphin are present.

A fantastical illustrated scene with dolphins jumping out of the water and rainbows overhead. Below the water, colorful fish, corals, and a dolphin are present.

How it feels to impact the finances of a small business that flagrantly violates basic labor laws

28.08.2025 16:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can run from me but you cannot hide from my wage claim because in five years you will recieve a letter from CA DIR

28.08.2025 16:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Illustration of a dinosaur using sith powers to electrocute another dinosaur

Illustration of a dinosaur using sith powers to electrocute another dinosaur

Won four figure settlement from bakery that had me work three illegal ‘trial’ shifts in 2020 after baiting and switching me with a job offer

28.08.2025 16:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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