Bri G

Remember never to drink that last bit of horchata. You will basically be cinnamon challenging your self

Add me! my code: 884407770980🤪 #friendcode #pokemongo

Rice n peas

🤓 Does anyone want to be friends for raids and gifts? ✨Add me on PokémonGo! 😺 #pokemongo #friendcode ✌🏼💛

While everyone else on the internet is being a hatin ass b**** …I’m over here enjoying things

Anyone who eats tinned fish in a shared office setting should be labeled as a domestic terrorist

“Someone has gone into my room and taken my beers out of my room.” Someone has gone into my chest and taken my heart out of my chest… #ripozzy

Doctor diagnosed me with taco bell induced psychosis

My reflux has been actin up so i had a small dinner but now i am just mad, hungry, and not knowing what to do

People want to sit on the patio at a restaurant and its all good and fine until you get bushwhacked and tail whipped by a malamute

I dont see the appeal of al fresco dining. When I am inside I want to be more enclosed. I want AC, no bugs, and a booth that shields me from other patrons.

Its so crazy that i want to leave the places that gives me money early - and yet so it is

A lot of new movies are very meh 🫤

Rewatching old movies over and over again not because I have anxiety but because I already know it won’t be a horrible waste of time

Tried to decide on which new movies to watch last night and i had to actively stop myself from just watching The Mummy again.

I Will Survive (didgeridoo version)

I like seeing pictures of really cool birds but i draw the line at going outside just to try and see a bird. That’s too much

rice n beans

We need a Bad and Boujee for 2025

Every day is another chance to become calm and normal. A chance that I, personally, won’t take, of course

I dont think its healthy that my hobbies have been stressing me out.

Today was tue fuckin much

I find it unsettling when couples keep having babies because they are “trying” to have a certain gender. As if that determines all the inherent traits. Also give it time, if your kids aren’t grown yet, you never know. You could end up having that gender you always wanted.

People with green eyes today be like 👁️👄👁️

Meme of “Are ya winning son?” Except the dad is my boss and the kid gaming is me in the office listening to Bhad Bhabie on repeat while pretending to do emails

Tried to watch the hobbit as a way to relax before bed. I was reminded that everyone dies, even hobbitses like Bilbo die, and thus I had an onslaught of existential dread 🙃

I’m currently attempting to make friends by joining volunteer administrative committees

My mother’s stuffed hello kitty was too big for its new easter bunny costume from build a bear, even as we tried to squeeze her into it. Yet another one of my mothers children, doomed to a fate of body dysmorphia

If you’re a strong female, you don’t need permission

I used to fancy myself a tastemaker of queer media but alas now im just an oldhead that wont stop listening to that one Robyn song