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Mike Presson

@mpresson.bsky.social

Reluctant human

35 Followers  |  40 Following  |  10 Posts  |  Joined: 20.09.2023  |  1.8173

Latest posts by mpresson.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hootie and the Blowfish? Old, boring, dry.

Squiddy and the Crayfish! New, exciting, moist.

29.09.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a lifelong insomniac, switching from sertraline to mirtazapine was a game changer. The first few weeks took some getting used to though as you say, the sleepies can creep up on one during the day.

21.07.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A map showing South West England and Wales, labelled "Graph of British Rivers". Two river courses are shown, labelled 'Wye axis' and 'Exe axis'. 

Does anyone read these descriptions, or am I wasting my time?

A map showing South West England and Wales, labelled "Graph of British Rivers". Two river courses are shown, labelled 'Wye axis' and 'Exe axis'. Does anyone read these descriptions, or am I wasting my time?

Graph of British Rivers

05.07.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2980    πŸ” 658    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 37

Remember, if you're hot, they're hot. Bring your Squiddy into the shade and give them a refreshing beverage.

21.06.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Popeyes

Popeno

Popeyes Popeno

Conclave but with chicken

07.05.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

We saw you across the stable and really liked your vibe

07.05.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are standing in a tent and the word doctor is on the bottom ALT: a group of people are standing in a tent and the word doctor is on the bottom
24.04.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The trigger word that activated Dr Squiddy and triggered what would later be referred to as The Incident.

15.04.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?

10.04.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14182    πŸ” 2032    πŸ’¬ 617    πŸ“Œ 184
A mock-up NHS Parasite information poster.
At the top is says : Know Your Parasites.
In the first section below is a photo of three ticks. Written alongside them: Ticks, External parasites, remove with tweezers.
In the middle section is a photo of three worms. Written alongside them: Worms, internal parasites, remove with medication.
In the bottom section are pictures of Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos. Written alongside them: Billionaires, economic parasites, remove with wealth tax

A mock-up NHS Parasite information poster. At the top is says : Know Your Parasites. In the first section below is a photo of three ticks. Written alongside them: Ticks, External parasites, remove with tweezers. In the middle section is a photo of three worms. Written alongside them: Worms, internal parasites, remove with medication. In the bottom section are pictures of Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos. Written alongside them: Billionaires, economic parasites, remove with wealth tax

Gotta keep informed…

29.03.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraΓ―ni

28.02.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 33891    πŸ” 5466    πŸ’¬ 1004    πŸ“Œ 325

A potential candidate for the Knights of the Rotund Table!

13.02.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Luigi Mangione

Photo of Luigi Mangione

Remember. When things are bad, look for the helpers.

21.01.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
A picture of Garak out of Deep Space 9 saying "Just plain, simple Garak."

A picture of Garak out of Deep Space 9 saying "Just plain, simple Garak."

You scumbag, you maggot...

02.12.2023 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 338    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

One has to be wary of the impartiality of Mr Scalzi on the matter of questionable foods :)

30.10.2023 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished Starter Villain, and what a thoroughly enjoyable story. Hearing Wil Wheaton read @scalzi.com is always a pleasure.

24.09.2023 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Um, hi?

20.09.2023 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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