Plain Reckage

I love Chicago

I inhabit a pretty obscure corner of the internet. How do these “ I only follow middle aged white guys” bots even find me? It’s like 3-5 a day. I have 1,200 followers, maybe 300 are real. Twitter was bad but…damn.

I knew there was a 0% chance that I was the first to ponder this mystery of the universe. Thanks for sharing this!

When I say "I got that dog in me" this is what I mean.

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THATS THE GOOD STUFF

We were closing a deal with the Marlins last year and the CIO gave me the quote of 2025 when I asked when we could expect the PO: “Billionaires are unpredictable”. That was 2025 in one sentence.

The NFL Just Took This Away From Players & It’s The Most Ridiculous Thing I’ve Seen

Me:
Could AI show up on time, do my job better than me without complaining and insulting my boss in front of my coworkers on a daily basis? Probably. But at what cost?

My boss:
$29.99 per month! Jesus Donk did you fart?

AI Donk:
Good one bro

i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits

frankly, our heating and electricity bills should be much, MUCH lower with how frequently I am incandescent with rage

(At home, Eve is wearing a coat. Tiff is cooking) Eve: “I’m making a coffee run. Want anything?” Tiff: “Nope, stay safe.” ~ (At work, Tiff is behind desk. Josie is exiting) Josie: “I’m heading out. My daughter has her piano recital tonight.” Tiff: “Fun! Stay safe!” ~ (At a bar. Claire is exiting, Eve is waving while sipping a drink) Claire: “Gotta go. I’m Dog-sitting this week.” “See you!” Tiff: “Stay safe!” ~ Tiff: “Is it concerning that’s my go-to goodbye lately?” Eve: “Mine’s “Are you armed?””

Stay safe #webcomics

Did you get it covered? DM me if not. I’m traveling today but will do what I can.

It is…ummm…the same temperature in Chicago and Orlando right this minute. It’s fine, everything is fine. Been freezing in FL for weeks, headed to Chicago tomorrow where it is too warm to snow.

I really fucken hate Hulu. They are the very worst at streaming when it matters most.

A Knight will win The Super Bowl today 🏆

There it is!!

No, I was screaming faaaaarrrr longer than that. Hell, I’m still screaming.

Just read the news. Go ahead and hit me with it @infinitescream.bsky.social

Happy Saturday friends. Please share this if you are able. We've already delivered groceries to the family, and the next step is pooling together to cover their rent and utilities at the end of the month. We've raised $800 so far, and the more we can help them the better! Thank you all so much!

So, like *snaps gum* round here the cool kids call em skeets.

Done. Let me know if I can further assist and THANK YOU for doing this!

School is way worse for kids than social media On building a world that doesn’t make children stressed, anxious, and sad

This practically led me to tears, recognizing all the things that actually do stress my 8 year old. This lines up completely with her own feedback. Very insightful read.

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Ok, you guys were right. Yikes.

Called two gym bros 'swolemates' today so I'm posting this from inside a locker.

New Year’s resolution for Sisyphus. Gonna make it a great year.

A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.

no new pictures. where are you at mentally?