@alastairrob.bsky.social
Fitness guy, music guy, he/him guy
If "Alberta Wedding Music" were truly a genre unto itself this band has it cornered
18.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If they were millennials they'd have this burned (NPI) into their minds
18.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll always identify as straight because if I watch porn of any other gender expression, yeah I can find some moments hot here and there but everything has to be exactly perfect and it'll still be fleeting
But there are millions of cis women I could watch brush their teeth and I'd get turned on
16.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Q: “Most hospitals + people who will lose insurance are in rural areas. If Trump & Republicans are so intent on sticking it to their own voters, why not let them?”
@aoc.bsky.social : “That’s the difference between us & Trump. I don’t care if you voted for me, I want you to have health care.”
![Third Eye Blind - How's It Going To Be (Official Music Video) [HD]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:deejt2fhsw2gawy7uw2uo2lu/bafkreievzbtjf5kjm3kjqkwumrigko6ef3u2h34dtvn24fa7k2neietakq@jpeg)
Big Shiny Tunes 3 was my BST
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE1o...
Today's chuckin
16.10.2025 00:34 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I'll be online today at 2:30 PM PDT!
15.10.2025 19:10 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Swear to God my absolute worst habit is worrying I've bothered someone the tiniest bit then checking in so many times about it I have drive them fully crazy
15.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Horny is the paint brush
15.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0One time at the pub I said something that was on my mind and a buddy said something I KNEW he was gonna say about it
and I yelled "Okay, we've already had this conversation in my head so I'll just bring you up to speed."
and the table fucking lost it
Having someone you're trying not to text is really fun when you know you're going to text them
Enjoy that
twice in my life I've been on the receiving end of a surprise email from an ex
Never a text and never a drunken phone call
Meanwhile I've been the texter a few times and the caller once
Wish I was the desired more often than the desirer but seems late in life to change that
sherman, for the love of god!
10.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 5821 🔁 1830 💬 126 📌 450A buddy and I have a phone beer on Thursdays after he's put his kid to bed
And before hand I'm always so goddamn tired and unsocial and after I'm so goddamn amped up and socially wanty
I think this one's a success though. Like, any nude is going to feel cringey if you imagine someone not liking it but I think to a stranger this just reads as a good looking guy doing a bit of a smoulder
09.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And, if I may add on,
Not being able to maintain a positive attitude ALL THE TIME is also not a moral failure that's holding you back. Our grandparents were accountants and janitors and whatever and they were grumpy as shit all day every day - they still had houses and fed families.
Folks, I have music'd again
If you're like me and you think JRPG is a musical genre first and foremost then here you go
Folks, I have music'd again
If you're like me and you think JRPG is a musical genre first and foremost then here you go
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
06.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 7320 🔁 2420 💬 29 📌 99
A disapproving teacher who happens to be naked. One hand on hip, one hand on dick. Buff physique. Judgemental stare.
Nude man, long erect penis catching a lot of sunlight coming in an off screen window
I'm on the fence about these nudes. One looks like I'm a disapproving teacher who happens to be naked but I can't get rid of it cause maybe that's your thing
And the second one... my dick looks long, longer than it usually looks in photos and I'm genuinely nervous someone will say it looks edited
You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.
06.10.2025 12:51 — 👍 9061 🔁 1813 💬 86 📌 46“contrarian” isn’t actually a good attribute in a journalist
06.10.2025 14:00 — 👍 77 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0If we started a band called 16 & Pregnant, how big do you think we could get before we got a cease and desist?
06.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thrift store finds...
05.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're looking at a Twitter screen shot and going "nuh uh, you fascists haven't consolidated that much power yet"
Great job. World saved.
New Episode.
youtu.be/nD3rSA4FSqk
You can send expiring messages on Instagram, now?
03.10.2025 05:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ideal parenting style is that you pay for everything and clean up all the poop but then get a computer to spend all the quality time with the child doing imagination games before bed
That way you're fresh for work in the morning and not too upset when they die of measles
If this is the closest thing they can find to a famous person who gives a shit then I think it'll be fine
03.10.2025 00:40 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
