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Writing, journalism, photography in Colombia. instagram: @wadejared | letterboxd: jaredwade | twitter: jared_wade

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Why is there men's basketball being played on October 5?????

06.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/nwsl...

05.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For those lucky enough to not know this is a neo-Nazi meme normally found on TRS and the Daily Stormer being shared by the official DHS account.

05.10.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1958    πŸ” 828    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 71

I stand by it!

05.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He turned out above average imo

05.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible

05.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mullet and a beard is wearing a black shirt . ALT: a man with a mullet and a beard is wearing a black shirt .

More washed but

04.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good pull. Between True Grit breakout and how old timey she was in Sinners, I would buy she's both 22 and 38

03.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Luis DΓ­az was my second "guess" but I knew that one for sure.

03.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a good pull. Has to be the most famous one around in the US.

03.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Domas Sabonis was my first guess. He's 29.

03.10.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What a wild piece of slang that I had entirely forgotten 😭😭😭

03.10.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🐐 and it's not debatable

02.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Actor and activist Jane Fonda has relaunched the Committee for the First Amendment first backed by her father Henry Fonda in 1947, to fight against what the group calls a β€œcoordinated campaign” from the Trump administration to curb freedom of expression. https://wapo.st/4nxKYQw

02.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 787    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 12

I even remember people fawning over the mediocre to dumb set he did during pandemic. He's been very lame for a very long time.

02.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Venezuelan Army's Air Defense Command has deployed its S-125 Pechora-2M surface-to-air missile systems in advance of any US action.

02.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 5

Worth it

02.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(I'll be making this same joke until I die)

02.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Backstory: I had written for this publication for years. The stories were fun; the pay was solid. The editor was a friend. They left. Their replacement reached out over the summer. We exchanged some emails. So far, so good.

Then, yesterday morning, I was smacked across the face with a dead cod.

02.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5
A screenshot from Publisher's Lunch: 
Jennifer L. Armentrout and Hellmann's	  	
In a promotion designed for BookTok enjoyment, Jennifer L. Armentrout’s just-published THE PRIMAL OF BLOOD AND BONE is available in a special, limited-edition "garlic-scented copy, infused with Hellmann’s Garlic Aioli to create a one-of-a-kind, Craven-proof book." They explain: "This exclusive edition is printed with garlic-infused ink, designed to ward off Armentrout’s bloodthirsty monsters, the Craven. While humans may dread garlic breath, Hellmann’s has cleverly transformed this social faux pas into an unexpected – and delicious – form of supernatural protection."

A screenshot from Publisher's Lunch: Jennifer L. Armentrout and Hellmann's In a promotion designed for BookTok enjoyment, Jennifer L. Armentrout’s just-published THE PRIMAL OF BLOOD AND BONE is available in a special, limited-edition "garlic-scented copy, infused with Hellmann’s Garlic Aioli to create a one-of-a-kind, Craven-proof book." They explain: "This exclusive edition is printed with garlic-infused ink, designed to ward off Armentrout’s bloodthirsty monsters, the Craven. While humans may dread garlic breath, Hellmann’s has cleverly transformed this social faux pas into an unexpected – and delicious – form of supernatural protection."

no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask

02.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1829    πŸ” 450    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 516
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Straight up: I’m not onboard with farmers getting another bailout when so many voted for Trump two and three times. But what Trump is doing to them is brutal.

I want to believe they’ve learned their lesson this time, but I don’t.

Watch all the way through.

02.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4906    πŸ” 1599    πŸ’¬ 603    πŸ“Œ 208

Kelsey Mitchell on her impending free agency:

"I hope we've got a league ... that's the start."

😭😭😭

02.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Among all the larger horrors, it shouldn't be lost that the way many politicians talk and post now would get you fired for run of the mill harassment violations and inappropriate behavior at any company in America.

02.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're getting a wave of articles that are like, "gee willikers it sure seems like the people who complained about 'cancel culture' for years really like canceling people."

Yes! This was extremely obvious at the time and a lot of us pointed it out!

02.10.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4598    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 24
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Shaq and Kobe of the BAU

02.10.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nostalgic for the energy drink that is still sold today in the mini fridge of the check out line at every Walmart and Home Depot in the nation.

02.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"What you fail to see Mr. Pope" is truly the most incredible assemblage of words I have seen coming out of X, the Everything App, in quite some time.

02.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1713    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 16

Brandon Jennings

02.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Duff Man says a lot of things

01.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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