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Brian Kellett

@briankellett.bsky.social

ISRU and Churn specialist. Can’t read DMs because I live in a country that has lost it’s damn mind. πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

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β€œYou remember that patient?”

12.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

(It’s certainly realistic at least)

12.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So expect some of my bullshit being typed out about it later. Maybe after I’ve watched it again. Maybe find somewhere to stick it in long-form.

But seriously, does the writer have a little door into my head? I NEED TO KNOW!

See it, it’s good - at least I thought so.

12.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll also say, it has a lovely subversion of the β€˜Naloxone’ scene of manly men paramedics punishing junkies that I *loved*.

But yeah, part of it’s theme is something I’m struggling with right now, but Wilson’s solution won’t work with me.

12.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw the film β€˜Code 3’ today with Rainn Wilson in it. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt26394837/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

It’s very good, they obviously spoke with real ambulance people. It especially resonants a lot with what my brain is chewing through at the moment. It’s something I need to write about later

12.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chinney reckon

11.10.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that film. So good.

11.10.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The horror! THE HORRROR!

11.10.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My joke reply is β€œ100 Millwall fans, any age/gender. Especially if armed with a newspaper”.

10.10.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint - 100 Millwall fans. Any age, any gender.

Especially if you allow newspapers as weapons.

10.10.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting how it never seems to be fake* videos of Farage kicking a puppy that get spread around.

(*I also believe that he really would kick a puppy if his masters told him to)

09.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, I try. I don’t always succeed, but I do try. πŸ‘

09.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So..

A campground toilet?

09.10.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never a problem, asynchronous communication is a feature not a bug.

Funerals will definitely get you thinking, and sadly they get more common things to attend as well.

09.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aadhaar?

Oh yeah, perfectly fine. No issues at all…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aadhaar...

09.10.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stoicism is a dangerous friend - especially if it refuses to allow you to be sad about things that genuinely deserve your sadness.

09.10.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

But yeah, sometimes the wobbles hit, or the brain chews on a bone at 3am.

09.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Still doesn’t mean I wouldn’t roll back the clock if I had the chance. More raves, more β€˜saying yes’, less chasing women only to be confused when I caught one πŸ˜‚, less letting people abuse me, more telling bad people to fuck off.

But so it goes. I won’t have any shame on my deathbed.

09.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it, small pleasures are good enough for me. Fucking around with people who annoy me, playing my computer and TTRPG games, teaching teenagers what real banter is, building stuff…

No regrets, I made that decision back then for a reason, even if stupid in hindsight.

09.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will feel like I’m only waiting around to spite the government into paying my pension. No kids, which is good, but also then nothing really to live for as I can no longer do the things that brought me pleasure.

Oh blimey, I’m just giving you more things to feel bad about aren’t I?

09.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, I get it. I’m blessed with an uncomplicated mind. I don’t care about the number, I care about the knee pain. πŸ˜‰
For me it’s the future of β€˜keeping doing the same job until vague retirement and then die’ as opposed to the shenanigans I got up to when younger.

09.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I struggled with something writing-wise I take a walk. And 100% of the time I end up figuring out the solution. I would never, ever, ever, ask a machine to do that for me. Wtf.

08.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12

We all have these wobbles mate. A little cry can be really therapeutic.

For me it’s the future I’m coming to terms with, despite making the right choices it can still sometimes sneak up on you.

But you are old because I’m only 54

09.10.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a waterfall is coming out of a rock formation Alt: a waterfall is coming out of a rock formation

Ten short years later, he's shilling the technology that sucks up fresh water...

Hypocrisy takes a decade.

'Do not become addicted to water.'

Sure, George.

09.10.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Off to torrent some Mad Max films, brb.

09.10.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spent the first part of the morning arguing with the babies whining about how Sora2 has stopped them using copyrighted characters.

Sometimes I feel like sharing my pain with people, and those losers make a perfect target.

β€œBut my prompts are real art, honest!”

09.10.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this happened to my school, I’d be battering down the headmaster’s door to tell him what a twat he is if he signed us up to this.

I’ve already berated my new dept. head about using ChatGPT instead of the human service WE ALREADY PAY FOR.

08.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IBS. The gift that keeps on giving (you the task to scrub your toilet before your mates come around to visit).

08.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

I would if I got paid for it, but my eyes have trouble seeing the screen.

That being said, I do have to dream up a cost-free CPD exercise for my appraisal this year…

(Last year was β€˜learn enough Blender in 8 hours so I can model 3D prints’)

08.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. We are both awesome and at least in my case confuse the young β€˜un’s by still using fake html tags like <grin> instead of all that new-fangled emoji rubbish.

And we hand-coded webpages. And then converted them to use CSS when that became a thing.

Holy shit my knees hurt.

08.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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