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AI Blue Steel

can bad prose be sexually transmitted

It’s Cool to Have No Followers Now As social media has become older, more manipulable, and more automated by artificial intelligence, flouting online popularity has gained a new cachet.

My moment has come
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AI art === Robot shit

I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.

So, a medieval monk traveled back in time to ancient Egypt?

Noice

I've received an 'exclusive' invite to try Nature's new 'research assistant', which will burn down a forest to provide a 'summary of the paper' I'm reading and I have SUCH exciting news for them, that's called an 'abstract' and the actual authors already wrote it for me, no forest-burning required.

"move fast and break things" works great until you realize the things they're breaking are:

- Democracy
- Mental health
- Privacy
- Labor markets
- The concept of truth itself

But hey, I can order Doordash from ChatGPT, so...

5X faster to doom

In fact, Quinnipiac University accepted the Trump administration's "Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education," and its first action was to cancel the "Jerry Chen" woke experiment.

Wait a moment, what if

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social • 4h my early thoughts on the new Taylor: - her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time - she doesn't embrace the showgirl theme enough musically - sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough - as always, there are a few bops • • . Katakateri @katakateri.bsky.social • 1h You're a gossip columnist now? This is your burning issue of the day? JFC. I don't even listen to Swift. Unfollowed and blocked.

That's a Dalek kid dressed up for Halloween.

Took my cat to the vet today and asked the people at the front desk what the weirdest pet name they’d ever encountered was

One of them said, immediately, “Well, nothing’s going to beat ‘Cocaine’”

My new band name: Waveform Collapse

the trouble with the internet is that it gives you access to a constant stream of people who are wrong

War slam poetry

Nice

Yes but

Garden art

Or a cat doing a Genkidama

My new band name: Suscription cancelled

The dream