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Showing the boys the new Sunny D flavor

Pope Leo will have a new save on Fallout: New Vegas before sundown

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

Back in the spring when the DOGE stuff was at its peak visibility I ended up behind a Model S in traffic whose owner has basically just plastered the back of with every lib bumper sticker you can imagine like some kind of warding against vandalism, all clearly added within the last month lol

low polyamory

Frank Frazetta painting in his yard, wife in bikini behind him on a 4-wheeler.

Frank Frazetta painting in his yard. Just as we all imagined it.

i am literally begging you to watch this video of Adonis in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe

We have 2 male cats and any time they hang out together I use this line, my wife hates it

This is fully 40% of my rural patients

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

The only way RFK wins then the midterms is if he gets them to start giving out Ozempic for free in the mail like they did COVID tests during the pandemic

Broadview is a concentration camp and the people who devised this as a system and the goons implementing it deserve to be hanged. It needs to be said.

Every ICE agent that doesn't eat his service weapon is a policy failure.

The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

From the top rope

bluesky mods retire bitch

breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out

There are more of us than there are of them.

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

BAKOON @BAKKOOONN 9 Jan 2014 "im fingerng your wifes pussy you idiot. she loves it, says not to come back from the moon. your son calls me dad" (*vintage coloring page depiction of smiling Richard Nixon on the phone, caption 'President Nixon takes to the astronauts on the moon.'*)

'JD Vance talks to Charlie Kirk in hell'

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

I was right about her 10 years ago.

I think this question is missing context because it really depends on what I'm wearing - if I've got a shirt tucked in/belt/fancy clothes it's thru the fly but shorts/sweatpants it's up and over

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

The Mamdani campaign is not a socialist campaign it's not a Muslim campaign it's a campaign about being gay with your dad

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen