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Just watching Scarface and Al Pacino looks just like Johnny Marr.

05.09.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bought an old BMW. After a while it developed problems that I couldn't afford to fix. It was a hazard to drive so I left it parked on the drive. Months later, three lads turned up to rob it. Heard them the whole time but left them to it. Insurance paid out & I got my money back

02.09.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 488    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

What's it called?

20.07.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What channel is it on?

20.07.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#BookSky

19.07.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39353    ๐Ÿ” 7825    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 543    ๐Ÿ“Œ 530

Watching the women's Euros is like watching a classier style of League 2 football without all the shithousery, shirt holding, and crap refs. #womensEuros #weuros2025

06.07.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't care about players who don't want to play for us.
Tell us about incoming signings.
Neufville was unwanted before he joined us.

11.06.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wtf is happening?

23.05.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WEMBLEY DONS!

WEMBLEY DONS!

17.05.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

AFC Wimbledon, as followed by John Green too.

27.04.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Season Finale to be proud of AFC Wimbledon Women finished the season with a 4-0 victory over Billericay Town.

๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ MATCH REPORT

A fantastic end to a fantastic season - goals, celebrations and awards ๐Ÿ‘‡

#AFCW #AFCWWomen

www.afcwimbledon.co.uk/news/2025/ap...

27.04.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As if that wasn't bad enough, the 1889 Lounge only sells Magnets or Koppaberg.
Can we have some decent cider please? I'm having to drown my sorrows drinking apple piss.

26.04.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone have more angular eyebrows than Colin Farrell?

17.04.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You missed out 'wanking'

11.04.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most people are thick as shit. Hence Trump voted in twice, even if he didn't win the popular vote each time.

11.04.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No drinks with sweeteners for younger children, UK parents told Drinks such as sugar-free squash are off the menu for young children, say health advisers.

@bbc Artificial???

Stevia is a fucking plant.

Morons.

@bbcbreakingnews - No drinks with sweeteners for younger children, UK parents told - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

04.04.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MATCHDAY ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Wednesday night under the lights! ๐Ÿ’ก

Joining us at Raynes Park Vale?

#AFCW #AFCWWomen

26.03.2025 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Prospect of ยฃ5 pint leaves bitter taste for some pubgoers Some in West Yorkshire town of Otley think people will stop going out, while others are resigned to ever-rising prices

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
I have sympathy for people who struggle with the cost of living crisis but 21p on a pint is not a story. If you have 10 pints a week it just means cutting down to 9...but you can still afford 9!

25.03.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIGHT BACK AT IT ๐Ÿ”ฅ

We face Watford FC for a third time this season for our penultimate home game!

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Wed 26 Mar
โฐ KO 7.45PM
๐Ÿ† FA Women's National League
๐ŸŸ๏ธ Grand Drive, SW20 9HA
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Adults ยฃ7, U18s FREE - cash or card

#AFCW #AFCWWomen

25.03.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Squad GOALS ๐Ÿ˜

The goals from Sunday's victory are now ready to be enjoyed! ๐Ÿ‘‡

#AFCW #AFCWWomen

25.03.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just started reading "Denim & Leather: The rise and fall of the New Wave of British Heavy Metal", by Michael Hann.
Absolutely brilliant. Takes me right back to my teenage years.
Paints it all in a light I never understood at the time. Superb.

23.03.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#OnThisDay in 2016, Jake Reeves scored this BANGER! โ˜„๏ธ

#AFCW ๐ŸŸก๐Ÿ”ต

19.03.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Come on you Dons!! @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social

15.03.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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COYD!!!!

15.03.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Totally agree. Nailed on one sentence summary.

08.03.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Footballers Dior Knorr and Hannah Billingham embrace in a goal celebration.

Footballers Dior Knorr and Hannah Billingham embrace in a goal celebration.

Just one more sleep until we get to celebrate all the past, present and future Women of Wimbledon with YOU! ๐Ÿ˜

See you at the Cherry Red Records Stadium? ๐Ÿ”ฅ

08.03.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Matchday guide: Ipswich come to town All you need to know ahead of our big game this Sunday.

Are you as excited about Sunday as we are?! ๐Ÿคฉ

Well, here's all you need to know ahead of the game ๐Ÿ‘‡

#AFCW #AFCWWomen

www.afcwimbledon.co.uk/news/2025/ma...

07.03.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoy Dave!
Viking beer๐Ÿ˜†

27.02.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

21.02.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Solid night for the net cam! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

#AFCW ๐ŸŸก๐Ÿ”ต

12.02.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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