And actually was an excellent salesperson, which was a big part of what he ‘managed,’ so he could capably step up if need be.

I’d compare her to Ken Marino’s “constantly failing upwards” guy taking over Andre Braugher’s command on Brooklyn 99.

She called it. The media blew it by letting a serial liar off the hook

WATCH: “It’s a slap in the face to the victims.”

@tarapalmeri.bsky.social rips Kash for claiming Epstein was the only culprit without reading victims’ testimonies, and says Michael Cohen admitting Trump sent him to look for an accuser should be a story.

Full: youtu.be/jCzttn4BFcM?...

Screenshot of a tweet by JK Rowling, "Freedom of speech means freedom to cause offence. The number of supposed liberals who’ve fallen at this most basic hurdle, because for the first time in their lives they risked losing the approval of their tribe, has been staggering."

I'm sorry, how many times has JK set lawyers on people because they criticised her?

Don’t you need a dependable supply of water for a typical fission reactor?

Oh god, we’re gonna blow up the damn moon.

Trump to decide on US action in Israel-Iran conflict within two weeks - BBC News Trump's press secretary said the president believes there is a "substantial chance of negotiations" with Iran.

(voiceover): ”We called him Donnie Two Weeks because he always said he’d do things in two weeks.”

“I’m gonna get the papers… in two weeks.”

“How long ‘til you get that Iran action done, Donnie? The boys are gettin’ restless.”

“Two weeks. Shouldn’t be more than two weeks.”

"From each according to their abilities, to each according to whatever doesn't make people expect 'aid' from 'society.'"

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To blatantly steal from Megan Amram: Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

I genuinely appreciate their efforts to bring their friend home, but I also grow tired of the “I don’t think about it unless it affects me or someone I love” mindset. Real people are affected and scared, including their friend.

If she had anything to do with the commissioning of his Boss Baby portrait, I’d bet even odds the firing is entirely related to that.

Definitely going to listen but can you spoil whether you discuss your attempt at a frame-for-frame comic book adaptation as a kid? And I believe this involved a pudding overindulgence that turned your BMs blue?

Didn’t the US space program get a boost (no pun intended) from Operation Paperclip Nazi rocket scientists?

Bart Simpson used that same line in the Kamp Krusty episode.

Unfortunately, if they clarified “well, obviously we’re referring to needless suffering leading to death” she’d probably respond “Buddha says life is suffering, sooooo…” *smile*

Best part is when she cracks a smile like she just zinged ‘em.

My girlfriend (excitedly): “I can’t wait to finish my book so I can start on my other book!”

He’s so giddy at the flex of defying the Supreme Court that I don’t think he’s really processed that the public excuse for that defiance is that Trump is impotent. He would find it intolerable if that were taken seriously, rather than treated as the obvious lie it is.

“Run, Luke, run! I’m not dead, I just teleported safely to the Millennium Falcon… naked.”

You’ll spit on it to make things more comfortable for me.

I’ll spit on it to make things more comfortable for you.

Need at least one out of five fake outs where you get a tad too rowdy and accidentally drink just a *little* bleach.

Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker

I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:

If we could make his face smaller like Charlie Kirk, I really think that would capture Donald’s essence.

They’re already doing that, Chuck.

I called my Senators this morning to urge them to vote NO on the budget resolution.

Here is what I said (SCRIPT):

Hello, I am a constituent. My name is __ and my zip is __. I am calling to urge the Senator to vote no on the budget resolution because I am gravely concerned about cuts to--

More fascism apologist bullshit from “the paper of record.”

Looking forward to this blowing up in FElon’s face.

Seriously, why not time it and have one Dem cause a ruckus/get thrown out every 30 seconds-1 minute? Never let him get a word in edgewise.

Sign my petition to rename the Cybertruck to “Swastikar.”