David Sestrand

I’m convinced an image consultant told him to keep his hands flat on the table in interviews to convey a trustworthiness he doesn’t possess so he doesn’t look like he has a fistful of juice jackers

LVPD required vehicles with far poorer visibility than Crown Vics in order to endanger the greatest number of civilians possible

They’ll be back in court when the debris from exploded rockets trespasses on their land later this year

His highness, the royal charlth the plump-fingered, hath impaled his progrny wimwims about the heart

Huge if true

Same outlet that hired and never fired Berry Weiss

Charlie Kirk piloting an Airplane

What part of "investing in upskilling our Reinventors while exiting on a compressed timeline, people, where re-skilling, based on our experience, is not a viable path for the skills we need" do you not understand?

Maybe it's time we need a solution that risks the imagination of a new kind of possibility

Talented Communicator Charlie Kirk. Intrepid Journalist Berry Weiss. Charismatic Frontman Tim Pool.

*Tom Scharpling Woody Allen Voice*

In this house we like a Jimmy who Does As He’s Told (Fallon)

We ask all broadcasters to refrain from showcasing any disruptions or reactions in response to the President’s attendance in any capacity.

We may never know who gave charlie kirk the largest number of dollars. Was it foster friess? Bill montgomery? It could have been anybody.

My new follower enjoying sunshine

A dreamscape enjoyed by my new follower

A pathway engulfed in green trees perhaps neverending

Thanks for the follow AuthenticSelf04173653

They Live sunglasses but they expose individuals with active fanduel draftkings and bet365 accounts

Excited about the A’s latest signing, Brock Niekro

Sideshow Bob died as he lived…stepping on rakes.

Rule by the Ziegfeld, call that a follygarchy

We ask all broadcasters to refrain from showcasing any disruptions or reactions in response to the President’s attendance in any capacity.

Will the ai fad subside the moment a billionaire gets catfished by one or will they get married?

President Trump looks healthier than ever before. I'm sure everybody in this room could agree. Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy and is he eating less McDonald's?

President Trump looks healthier than ever before. I'm sure everybody in this room could agree. Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy and is he eating less McDonald's?

Suffering from a herniated disc because I tried to jump in the shape of a D

Presidential ad campaigns may devolve into only featuring clips of candidates boarding giant planes with the message that they’re boarding giant planes For You

Accidentally viewed a profile on current twitter and posts are now sorted by likes not chronology like every nermal on there has Top Songs

Some of your least favs will also be implicated

Fudge yeah

Agentic AI will never work for lazy asses like me who create all day events in my calendar with the time in the event name field

An invitation to post Wet Chait

This Left sounds powerful and oppressive *returns to munching on power line*