Very Distinctive Fuckery (he/him)

Eeee-meawhl

I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.

Can't relate.

Im not saying Tom Cotton is a mouth breathing inbred incel who doesn’t know the difference between murder & a stale ham sandwich- ok I am

I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore

One hundred percent and then they immediately go off crying to their mommies about it, except now the stand-ins for their mommies are people like Bari Weiss

Oh! Not talking about n95's! :-)

Exclusive | Democrats Press Firms About Trump Ballroom Donations Lawmakers, including Sen. Elizabeth Warren, ask if Nvidia, Apple, Meta and others made donations in exchange for favorable treatment.

I'm asking Microsoft, Nvidia, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Union Pacific, and Comcast about their donations to Trump’s “Big Gold Ballroom.”

These companies all have important antitrust business before the federal government. Are these donations wink & nod payments for political favors?

What the fuck was that throw to shakir

Receiving reports now that FIFA may be slightly corrupt

Eminently reasonable. Just cut 'em off and kick 'em out.

I see Coke has doubled down on shitty ai ads.

it's bound to happen at some point, but i'm not optimistic.

But the GOP will spent 1000x the money "saved" to prevent the "wrong people" from getting "unearned benefits".

They GOP is, has always been, and will continue to be, the best example of "fraud, abuse, and waste" in the government.

you also used to have a fairly nonstandard day job.

I woke up at the same time, which means a post Bills-Bengals nap if I'm going to be any use on the ice at 22:15 for rec league pucking tonight.

"Yeah, bro, you still have the rizz of a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of a bus seat."

oh, it's that same loser with the 25k watch from like three weeks ago.

When your meeting request for 2:30 is rejected with the note "this room is already booked from 1:30 to 3:00," moving your meeting request to 2:00 is not going to elicit a different answer when I tell you why you're not going to be occupying that space. (2016)

I guarantee you if we took all the funding away from the legendary assholes and gave it to talented nice people, we would have an equal if not greater amount of good movies and fewer traumatized and miserable assistants, crew, and actors.

Sardine, Sardine, Sardiiiiiine

Please don't try to smoke my ham.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

It's not a phobia, it's hatred.

I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison

"... but what if Jonathan Swift was actually based?" type guy.

as long as he didn't make A Modest Proposal to marry her

I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.

Anthropic Judge Slams Efforts to Have Authors Opt Out of Settlement An attempt by a law firm to convince authors to opt out of the $1.5 billion class action settlement reached with Anthropic met with fierce resistance by presiding judge William Alsup in a November 13 ...

I keep getting Instagram ads from Claims Heroes about option-out of the Anthropic settlement. I've started reporting them as scams... because that's what they are. They're on Writer Beware, too.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

i don't want to win a unifying 70-30.

i want to win 51-49 based on promises of vengeance.