MellowMagog

You know what would be super, if Texas loses R house seats due to a blue tsunami after cutting the margins too thin with this scrotus blessed map.

I appreciate people being people, and those who want some people to be things suck and should have no place in polite society.

This doesn't have anything to do with forgetting peanuts for the crows...does it?

The 401k payout that I had been waiting on for 5 months finally hit the bank account today. Paid off 3 credit cards, ordered new phones, and making plans to order some Xmas presents.

If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:

I think the direction of the storm is going to make it miss us. Been watching the radar for the last few hours and we're skirting right through the middle between the snow to the north and the rain to the south.

Still going to get up at 5a to check, though. Prob just go into work either way.

I can't stand if it's sat for even a little bit. I've got to fill the glass with water first, spoon in the Metamucil, then stir vigorously and down it all in one draught.

Wife takes hers over a few minutes and I shudder.

THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE

Maybe twice

Look, I've done a lot of burrito crimes okay

This made me laugh out loud, and I feel like maybe it deserves a sidebar in history textbooks?

Whole Foods ad that says "Forget cookies, make Santa breakfast."

Does Whole Foods want us to fuck Santa?

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.

Needs an arrow, the color saturation turned up, and a gasping emoji.

The JOHN FUCKING MADDEN part of the feral druid dps flow chart from WOTLK.

AND I've got a painful crick in my neck I didn't wake up with.

So the EV6 had the dreaded issues probably relating to the ICCU earlier. It's been towed to the dealership and I've got a rental, but I'm out $500 I didn't really have until insurance/warranty stuff reimburses me.

That 401k cash out *should* be hitting the checking account Tuesday.

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

How many calories is 16 oreos, 2 packs or oreo pudding, 5 tablespoons of margarine, and 3 cups of milk.

Because that's my oreo pie I just made setting up in the fridge, and the three of us are probably going to finish it later tonight after the main event.

I couldn't get into a shower room for nearly 2 days straight to change some lightbulbs, they were in there every time I went past.

I don't know if I just had bad timing or if they were trying to get people bathed in anticipation of more family coming in.

I'm on call starting Friday morning, though.

And given the industry I work in, family coming in for the first time in sometimes months can get very complain-y, a la "grandma/her room doesn't look right."

So we'll see if I get a call or not this weekend.

Woohoo, 4 day weekend.

I remember playing at a year end tournament in high school and had terrible lower GI issues necessitating asking my opponent to stop the clock while I raced to the bathroom a few times.

I ended up getting him in some wonk ass middle of the board mate and I swear he probably thought I was cheating.

It`s my birthday today
Thank you for being with me 🥰
Traditionally, the best gift for an artist is a repost of their work.

a cartoon character says hello i like money while holding a microphone Alt: Mr. Krabs saying "hello I like money"

Premiums out the wazoo.

Wow...they actually increased the limit to the 2k I asked for.

Was not expecting that.

A small tabby kitten clings to the bars of her crate, showing off her incredible spotty belly. She is screaming and I'm almost sure you can hear it through the photo.

RELEASE ME.

AM NOT CRIMBINAL.

DO NOT DESERVE JAIL.

..was 50% more expensive and that I'm being asked to make meaningful decisions with a budget too small for that.

No response, but my boss was called and she told me to shut up about it. Which I'm taking as I either embarrassed someone or they really don't want to increase the limit for some reason.

Ordered a circulating pump that blew up the rest of the monthly budget. Had had the card for 4 days.

I ask for an increase, get a condescending email back from the finance guy talking about ordering from the online portal when possible and "anticipating needs".

I point out the online portal...