Bear

Help all the people in my polycule are so fucking hot

Just applied to my first RN job 🥹

I’m so glad I’m so far removed from Mormonism at this point that I forgot it was general conference weekend.

I made out with three women at the club last night, I’m truly living my best life.

Last night a coworker found out I was previously married to a man and they were so surprised because they thought I was a full-fledged lesbian, and honestly I’m proud of myself for giving such strong lesbian vibes

Dreamt that two of my coworkers were trying to kill me because I dared to go on a date with both of them individually 😅. Some internalized polyamory-phobia going on I guess? 😂

Going on a gay date, ama

So many good things are happening right now and I’m just so happy and grateful 🥹

Actually the best life advice I ever got: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. A half-cleaned room is better than an uncleaned room. Occasionally flossing is better than never flossing. A 10-minute workout is better than no workout. When it’s all you can do to get out of bed, get out of bed.

I love how after a long night at work I get to come home to this perfect little babe who just wants loves and attention 🥹

I’m sorry but paywalls on news sources should be illegal

Dow jones down 1900 for year

S&P down 840 this month. Now 875 since I took screenshot one minute ago

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

I think I’m officially a black cloud at work, shit always hits the fan when I’m on shift 😅

A blondish/brown-haired white woman wearing a greenish colored dress with small white polka dots, with a pink belt with a white lace bow at the waist. She has one hand against her head with her elbow out, in a sassy-esk pose. She is smiling at the camera.

Post you from an earlier era…

After I get my BSN I think I want to go back to school to learn ASL. I think it would be valuable for my nursing career and it’s always been a language that I wish I knew.

My prediction is the bird resurrects on Easter

the people who clap when the plane lands get a pass for now

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

Zofran is a miracle drug.

I was so brave today, I got my iud switched out and didn’t even cry once.

I’m feeling chaotic… someone stop me lmao

I want to foster cats so bad 😭

Stewart, a black and white cat, fast asleep on some yarn and a crochet project I’m working on. He has one arm draped up by his face, and his mouth is open with teeth wanting to poke out but they are stuck under his lips.

I’m overthinking what my first post should be, so here, enjoy a sleeping cat.