Claudia

Look, there are a lot of things you can say about this, and, if I'm honest, there are a lot of things that I'm resisting the urge to say about this.

But I'll say this much: software companies broke ownership. The longer we go without fixing that, the more we're going to regret it.

Had to Google this, but I’m choosing to interpret this as him being born there

Even the Staten Island tourism website is like,

Things to do in Staten Island:

Leave

She’s beauty and she’s grace; she’s got bees in her face

My bologna has a first name, it’s
D-A-R-V-O

Damn, girl, you’ve got more keys than a piano janitor

So at 10,000 spiders a day, Spiders Georg is an outlier adn it doesn’t matter that he was counted

For Spiders Georg to tip the average that much, he has to be eating around 70,000,000 spiders a day

1 billion spiders biweekly is about 71.4 million spiders daily.

Let’s call it 26 billion spiders a year, because that’s the number in there that makes the math easiest.
That amounts to 1 billion spiders eaten biweekly

So, there’s about 8 billion people in the world, right? For one man to skew the numbers so that it looks like the average person eats 3-4 spiders per year, that one man would have to eat 24 - 32 billion spiders a year.

Guys, I think it’s time we’re honest about something:

Spiders Georg would have to eat way more than 10,000 spiders a day to actually skew the average that much

Masterful gambit, sir

I see Elon Musk is once again doing whatever he can to get his own businesses banned in Germany

I for one am excited for Cuomo to embarrass himself even more by coming in fourth place, after even Sliwa, in the election

To me, the lesson of De Blasio and the NYPD is different: they will hate you no matter what.

NYPD, especially the white well-connected officers who make up the upper ranks, get their news from conservative propaganda and will not respect your authority or cooperate with you no matter what you do.

Am familiar with a case where two women were suing an organization under the Adult Survivors Act.

In their answer, Organization’s lawyers responded with the by suing the women for defamation, for statements of opinion made 30 years ago

As can New York’s

Your regular reminder that we should increase the budgets of the national endowment for the arts, the national endowment for the humanities, the institute of museum and library services, and the corporation for public broadcasting to at least 1B/yr each. Probably 2B for CPB.

Underrated think I liked about the election were Mamdani’s and Lander’s campaign logos, because they both used colors unique to them, which made it immediately apparent at a glance you were looking at something from them.

The colors they each chose were fucking *ugly*, but they are distinct

I think that if you hate NYC, you shouldn't live in NYC. I think this is simple.

screenshot of a Facebook post by Corey Robin, which says: "By the way, did you all notice how Zohran made affordability a central issue of his campaign without selling out trans kids or shitting on immigrants? Might be some lessons there. Just a thought."

he's right and he's right to say it

GOOD FUCKIN’ RIDDANCE, Cuomo

plenty of my fellow libposters will say that the mayoral race of new york does not matter nationally, and they are mostly right, but what does matter is that good, charismatic campaigns work, and i would like to see my libposters give some credit to that.

“Pee when you can, don’t wait until you have to.”

That’s my motto. Elect Claudia for . . . I don’t know, something.

Loving the, basically, “instead of doing things I think are bad, they could instead simply do things I think are good.”

I live in NYC and I don't want to live in a city governed by Cuomo. That's really the thing. I think that my life and that of people I love will be made worse with him as Mayor. Simple.

Very frustrating watching people who will still go out of their way to disavow the idea of taking funding from policing react in disbelief when they, once again, see police operating like an occupying army.

An N.Y. Times promotional email that links one of its articles. This one is “is going to the bathroom ‘just in case’ bad for you?” The email subject line reads “is proactive peeing bad for you?” The inline photo is a picture of a toilet taped shut with a single piece of blue masking tape

The New York Times has once again gone too far

We are in a cultural crisis where the appearance of expertise has enough value that it undercuts actually having that expertise.

The problem is we rely on expertise to make the modern world function, at minimum, and ideally progress forward.

We may need to go back to bullying posers.

Shit. I'm in serious trouble now.