Claudia

ok, to be fair, this one’s clearly a malaphor of “pissing their pants” and “quaking in their boots”

A note from the notes app, which reads, “I’m sure everyone’s just pissin’ in their boots to hear it”

????

note from the iphone notes app that just reads “world’s worst mime”

Same, ‘cause I sure wish I knew what the hell this note in my phone meant

Moove to the cshenter . . . of the caaahr

Thiish iiis aaaaa . . . rehhd line train to… Glenmont.

the entire administration is making content for twitter nazis and they are convinced that those twitter nazis are genuinely representative of the vast majority of american sentiment

they believe all the election conspiracies and think the country is 80-20 in their favor

So, is it on the entire DC Metro that the recorded stop announcements are at a speed where the announcer voice soonds like it’s very drunk but trying very hard to hide it, or is that just on the red line?

Sickos - Wikipedia

Similarly, whenever I start to type ”wikipedia” into the browser on my phone, it immediately gives me the link to the Wikipedia page for “Sickos”

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sickos

if you joined ICE I don't think you just get to melt back into society ever again. I think it should be the albatross around your neck for the rest of your life. I sure as hell won't hire anyone who worked for ICE. hope that signing bonus lasts

“I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually”

People searching for videos of actual footage of dreams made my brain do a

and yeah, TikTok has next-level absurdity of the stupid and/or bad faith sociopolitical type of posts you have on Bluesky/Twitter/Tumblr, but also rare and creative forms of stupid that you would never have even thought of

Wildly different type of absurd, but one time, I was watching a TikTok video and I noticed that the suggested search under the video (meaning it was a thing that people were actually searching) was “actual footage of a dream”

I thought, “ok, that’s more than enough TikTok for today”

and all to gin up harassment at trans women, as usual

Ok, so catching up here: am I to understand that people have spent the last several days On Here pretending to be mad that someone implied it was weird to add tits to the cartoon dog from a video game?

One of the things that can help people have courage is to see other people around them having courage, so I think it’s important to remember that there’s a lot more of us than there are ICE goons

George W. Bush walked so Donald Trump could run

TEETH! TEETH! TEETH!

It was! And no, time is not real

pretend I typed this correctly

Anyone who confiden says they “base [their] opinions on facts” is someone who I think is least likely to base their opinions on facts

I think it’s funny that out of everything, what this guy blocked someone for is this

Like, she could‘ve just said she’d give you a mylar blanket and it would have made approximately 1000x more sense, but here they all are spending hours explaining why actually this non-sequitur of a joke was brilliant and we’re all stupid and clearly just didn’t get it.

I like how they all keep claiming I didn’t read correctly and explaining what they meant over longer and longer posts, when no, I understood the insult, I just thought it was dumb and didn’t work

Man, rating these people’s poorly-crafted insults seems to really insult them

elite DEI panic is just status competition, part infinity

Lmao, we should also take bets on how long before this guy who supposedly flounced comes back. I give it 45 seconds

bsky.app/profile/skte...

Oh, I’m clearly accomplishing my goals in joining here pretty well

We should take bets on whether it’s this or just blocking the women in the thread

How do you think this is at all relevant to whether saying you’ll give someone a body bag for hypothermia is remotely clever?

0.5/10 arguing skills, tbh