cat relaxing in a sink. under the faucet with their mouth open catching the water

sorry i can’t argue online tonight. too busy cultivating serenity

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

this fucking thumbnail lmao

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...

My friend made a game about dating guns, PolyArmory: store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...

It’s totally free, which is true love right there.

Fighting games are something so great

Brother, I ain't got shit going on, of course I'll watch

a photoshopped mockup of Dayona 'Let's Go Away ad' where it shows the racecar called Hornet with added blushing headlights. Text says "The Hornet is Red. The Hornet is Blue. Tu Tutu Tu Tutu Tutu Turuuuuuuuuuu" (yes, I made this lol)

happy valentines ya'll

Valentine’s Day is named after Gary Valentine who invented sex on this day in 1969

my teen niece who used to make games w their friend on the roblox platform told me today they quit bc of how "scary" it's gotten on there. they are trying to learn unity instead. i'm genuinely so proud of them. the kids are Informed

Grats dude!

This is probably ok

Make this Valentines day unforgettable

"and so on up to 100" killed me

a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

I met Khary Payton, Drebins’ voice actor at a con and someone had asked about how it was working on MGS4, if there was any standout moments to him he remembered.

He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.

The official ROMEO IS A DEADMAN account posting both the game's high and low scores rules so much

#rizzidentevil

A valentine's day card with a pink background and pokemon rumble spheal giving a thumbs up and comic sans text says you have my spheal of approval to: from:

happy sphealentine's day

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

Why Rosa got bigger meat than me

It’s times like this where you can see who is truly the monster in this relationship

Help!

purple alien creature, green eyes, huge mouth, long teeth (clenched together, grinning), green gloves, is taking off a human punk face with green spiky hair and a massive safety pin pierced through the cheeks. behind them a person is flying a plane, someone is driving a tank, an alien with a super elongated head is also there as well as a young woman. a platform is high above.

h.e.d.z.: head extreme destruction zone, inside cover, pc (1998) www.mobygames.com/game/18824/h...

This is exactly what my songs Tag Walls, Punch Fascists and PULL UP are about. People think it's corny or performative in song form, but here's the irl sincerity and anger of a guy coming up and saying "I'm going to punch you in the face" when you're hateful
"you're gonna get in trouble"
"okay"

bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won

You didn't do shit.

crude concept graphics for a bathroom with a regular toilet, mirror and sink, stand up urinal, hot air hand dryer, and other harder to see/recognize things that have been labelled and pointed to from outside the shot including a trail of ants, paper towel roll, crack in wall, drain, paint tray, water (on floor), wet paint sign, condom vender and user razor blade slot.

bad mojo: the roach game, concept art (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961220...

…Sure., I’m feeling spicy today. Let’s say something nuclear:

It’s not about modes.
It’s not about accessibility.
It’s not about having a road map.

Your favorite game genre is probably not going to survive capitalism.