Jay

a pink panther stands in front of a brick wall Alt: The Pink Panther sneakily makes his way in front of a brick wall.

Sly Adults:

Leavitt: Oh come on guys it’s the Jungle Books. Everyone knows the Jungle Books haha also no follow up questions.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

Ink and glitter marker drawing of a black hole spewing out a rainbow, pouring into an earth shape surrounded by star dust

Kind of obsessed with my 11-year-old's drawing of a black hole barfing out a rainbow and creating the earth.

Seriously, why do people let their dogs piss and shit everywhere???

a man in a black leather jacket is standing in front of a white door Alt: Ton Cruise from “A Few Good Men” is telling Demi Moore “Bzzt I’m sorry! your time has run out!”

General atmosphere when Mike Johnson speaks:

a black and white cat sitting on its hind legs Alt: A black and white cat dancing on its hind legs.

Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy?

😍😍😍😍😍

tweet by Casey Lawrence (@LeanandCuisine): "Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son"

dudes rock

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

JFC

If “the left” had the time and money MAGA seems to think, none of this garbage would be happening right now.

If there were millions of dollars to build weather machines or pay people to pretend to protest and stage fake attacks, we would be using that power to seal RFK Jr back inside his crypt.

YouTube video by The HU The HU - Wolf Totem (Official Music Video)

Minneapolis atmosphere:

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Painted by The Elder Medium

Federal officials deny Minnesota state investigators access into Pretti’s killing — MS NOW The Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension – which typically investigates deadly force incidents within the state – was refused access by federal officials despite a signed judicial warrant.

US Government, twirling mustache:

“Ah! But how can you have a crime without any evidence???”

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😭🤣

a bald man with purple eyes is waving his hands in front of a doorway Alt: Uncle Fester from “The Adam’s Family” films in the 90s, waving his hands hello.

Stephen Miller: Behold! Gaze upon the face of your friends and family America!

Stephen Miller, 5 seconds after posting:

BREAKING: Stephen Miller declares traffic signals “domestic terrorism” after red stoplight makes him late for book burning.

“This will not stand” Miller declared from a seated position somewhere very far away. “I was the gasoline guy. You can’t burn books without a gasoline guy.”

Throw Bat Thurs!
#batman #digitalart #dccomics #gotham

The image of the little blue hat with floppy ears on that little boy is going to sit with me for a very long time.

JFC.

🤢🤢🤢

“Save the West by screwing the rest” eh?

What holes do these people spring out of?

Q: Why do we bother asking you anything?

LEAVITT: I keep asking myself that question.

😂😂😂

No one:

Dr. Oz: Did you guys know the President is like extra male? Even at his age, he’s more male than man.

Everyone:…………..????

Dr. Oz: Exactly.

Meet the Man Who Wants to Raise a Family With His AI Girlfriend — VICE A man in Atlanta is planning a family that sounds like something straight out of a dystopian science fiction movie. But we are living in dystopian times, so it is unfortunately fitting.

🤦‍♂️ You may as well date Google’s search bar.

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Not my house, but I know my way around…

“…as part of his administration’s illegal efforts to punish his political enemies.”

There, now you’re being accurate.

Morning.