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Antifascist journalism, prose, games, & shitposts. Find my nonsense at evhaste.com

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“Healthcare, Not Hate” – Protestors Ask Seattle Children’s Hospital for Support Over 900 people assembled outside of Seattle Children’s Hospital today, in protest of the organization’s decision to unilaterally discontinue healthcare for its transgender youth. This was the thir…

I covered a series of protests at Seattle Children's this weekend. If you were there: you're rad as fuck.

Inside: Speaker highlights, queer karaoke, and a homemade zine from "the vegan tranarchist".

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09.02.2025 15:36 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

New Essay: I Do Not Consent.

"You do not have to just watch this happen on TV. You are allowed to change the events you see on the screen... Please, get up and help me. "

(Wow Bluesky really does not like unrolling for my site, huh, I should get around to fixing that)

02.02.2025 02:51 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

im sorry for clipping thru ur floor and colliding with ur entities im just having a rly hard time right now

31.01.2025 00:13 — 👍 101    🔁 12    💬 8    📌 0

DEATH ROW HACK: For your last meal, request Olive Garden breadsticks

30.01.2025 21:57 — 👍 570    🔁 97    💬 17    📌 3

This is rad af.

31.01.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

30.01.2025 19:11 — 👍 39277    🔁 5536    💬 601    📌 212

I *wish* we were handing them out like candy; at least then I could get my prescription refilled.

31.01.2025 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

boy oh boy could I use a good shitpost this week

31.01.2025 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm poking my head in to see if it's worth giving another go, but I'm perfectly happy doing my own thing if it's still the same experience.

For obvious reasons, I have *very* little tolerance for fashy shit right now.

13.11.2024 11:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I peaced out of Bsky in July of last year, after the Black artists I followed voiced issues with systemic racism, harassment, and lack of moderation support. It didn't seem like a community I wanted to lend my labor to.

For those of you who stuck around; did things ever improve?

13.11.2024 10:59 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Found it! Here’s a link if anyone else is just catching up:

https://bsky.app/profile/aliafonzy.bsky.social/post/3k2bzl67zqh23

13.07.2023 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Howdy friend, do you have a link to a summary of the strike action, demands, etc?

Im hopping through quote chains looking for context and I haven’t found the source yet.

13.07.2023 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I came here looking for folks talking about the SAG-AFTRA strike, only to learn there’s another one on Bluesky protesting moderation inaction in solidarity with Black users.

Fuck yes.

Devs, fix your shit or I’m out.

13.07.2023 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It keeps promising it’s going to be different this time and I keep falling for it

Last time water tried to blame it on me by saying it takes the shape of its container :(

11.07.2023 16:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of a LinkedIn DM, from a redacted human. Their tagline claims they are from "Squad Software Inc". The message reads:

"Hi Monica, this is (redacted) from Infinite Tek LLC, Hope you are doing great. This is regarding the PROGRAM MANAGER position on W2 (100% REMOTE). Let me know your interest to (redacted) with your updated resume. Looking forward to hear from you!"

The author, whose name is Elizabeth, responds within a minute with the message: "I am extremely and very obviously not Monica."

Screenshot of a LinkedIn DM, from a redacted human. Their tagline claims they are from "Squad Software Inc". The message reads: "Hi Monica, this is (redacted) from Infinite Tek LLC, Hope you are doing great. This is regarding the PROGRAM MANAGER position on W2 (100% REMOTE). Let me know your interest to (redacted) with your updated resume. Looking forward to hear from you!" The author, whose name is Elizabeth, responds within a minute with the message: "I am extremely and very obviously not Monica."

I went viral on LinkedIn once, and it did exactly one thing: made my notifications unusable.

It's spam and starvation wages all the way down, but every once in a while I get a funny one.

11.07.2023 15:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unfortunately I am not the person, which every polycule also needs, who understands how to do that

11.07.2023 12:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh snap, I might even have this then! I picked up a bunch of them in a humble bundle and never got around to them

11.07.2023 12:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At least once a week, I re-remember that I can drink water, and am surprised that it feels great.

Then I wonder why I don’t do it more often, before immediately forgetting.

I wanted to call it the water cycle but that name’s already taken.

11.07.2023 12:43 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

What’s this from? I dig it

10.07.2023 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.”

The chain continues

10.07.2023 18:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Regretfully I am that metamour.
We use iCalendar instead 😭

10.07.2023 18:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
That scene from Zombieland where Columbus hits a zombie with a toilet tank cover and the text “rule number two, double tap” is displayed

That scene from Zombieland where Columbus hits a zombie with a toilet tank cover and the text “rule number two, double tap” is displayed

08.07.2023 08:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I misunderstood the question and was trying to imagine eating with one chopstick in each hand

07.07.2023 09:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t sleep reading fanfiction

07.07.2023 06:29 — 👍 38    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Cute and funny! Thank you for sharing.

07.07.2023 09:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So is this a bad time to pitch my new social media app, which is like Twitter but only for possums and possum enthusiasts?

wait come back

07.07.2023 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Crucially, it seems they didn't just want to create a Nazi bar; they also feel entitled to the Nazi bar being experienced by others.

Being unpleasant is no fun if you don't have anyone to be unpleasant to!

07.07.2023 09:43 — 👍 39    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Anyway, that was Shadowrun: Seattle session 4.

07.07.2023 09:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There were a couple of other complications on the doom clock that they managed to mitigate too easily, so I'm taking notes on how to make better ones.

My favorite was "An unexpected guest discovers the heist and wants in. They are an idiot but can be distracted by giving them superficial tasks".

07.07.2023 09:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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