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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

03.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 27848    πŸ” 8148    πŸ’¬ 2120    πŸ“Œ 2343
Support Jamaica

The government of Jamaica has set up a portal for contributing to official relief efforts. I will update this thread if anything analogous opens up for Haiti, Cuba, or the DR

supportjamaica.gov.jm

28.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2773    πŸ” 2131    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 53
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/10/national-security-presidential-memorandum-nspm-8/

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/10/national-security-presidential-memorandum-nspm-8/

Trump's mechanism to pay the troops during the shutdown is by far the most illegal budgetary action he's taken as POTUS, potentially setting the stage to break everything.

It's also needless because Congress would easily pass a troop pay bill if Johnson were willing to gavel in.

Long thread.

15.10.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4935    πŸ” 2053    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 287
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15.09.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The national marine fisheries service is about to identify the nation’s first aquaculture opportunity areas, and I wrote one of those whole programmatic EISs damn near by myself!

11.09.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an announcement from SESAME WORKSHOP.
The Sesame Street library is coming to YouTube!
Beginning in January 2026, YouTube will have the largest digital library of Sesame Street content, with hundreds of full episodes coming to the Sesame Street channels.
Join us as we help children
everywhere grow smarter, stronger, and kinder, one episode at a time.

Screenshot of an announcement from SESAME WORKSHOP. The Sesame Street library is coming to YouTube! Beginning in January 2026, YouTube will have the largest digital library of Sesame Street content, with hundreds of full episodes coming to the Sesame Street channels. Join us as we help children everywhere grow smarter, stronger, and kinder, one episode at a time.

Oh HELL yes

04.09.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 14262    πŸ” 4936    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 341

This is such a bad and out of left field take I honestly wonder if Shatz is criticizing HI public health because Gov. Josh Green is getting more national attention. And ugh, focusing on a future hypothetical rival (like that political future even exists) instead of MEETING THE FUCKING MOMENT?!?

01.09.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

JFC this is disappointing for so many reasons.
A) bars/schools very different
B) HI had like the best COVID response/outcomes
C) it was right and appropriate to be conservative in HI because we have less than 250 ICU beds in the whole damn state 1000’s of miles from any other help

01.09.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid(4): mommy, do chairs have bones?

26.08.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid (4) has recently internalized that 100 is A LOT and now uses it grammatically to mean large, saying things like β€œthe giraffe has 100 neck”.

22.08.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My kid (4) is trying to understand the concept of concepts and says the alphabet and numbers aren’t real

22.08.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The guffaw I just guffed…

12.08.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

/grandly, in a voice that sounds like heavy rain falling on a tin roof "It's a little something called Apple Cider Vinegar."

08.08.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1471    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 8

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

05.08.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19547    πŸ” 4617    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 158

Sigh. Our house is not in an evacuation zone, but a few blocks away from it on three sides. Perhaps it was the wrong choice to go up the hill to a friends for the tsunami, because we have no idea now when we can go back home. The toddler is supposed to already be in bed…

30.07.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, knowing what is going on in an emergency is a lot harder without twitter.

30.07.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do firmly believe that refusing to outsource your basic cognitive functions to LLMs right now - as so many are stumbling over themselves to do right now, like hogs trotting to a pile of slop that’s been set up inside of a butcher’s delivery truck - will very much pay off in a few years.

26.07.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7302    πŸ” 1503    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 141

Cabot Cheese is a farmer’s collective based in Vermont named after the town where it started! Not a cheese empire. More a cheesy anarcho-syndicalist collective 😹

24.07.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 6

Due to having a three year old, in our house we say β€œready, set, squid”, so yelling squid means RUN

19.07.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cute but sad little corpse by the canoes this morning

19.07.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cool

19.07.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7977    πŸ” 2253    πŸ’¬ 391    πŸ“Œ 256

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

18.07.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 73978    πŸ” 18933    πŸ’¬ 1489    πŸ“Œ 835

just setting these next to each other

11.07.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2790    πŸ” 628    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 26

Everyone is acting like US scientists will just go get science jobs elsewhere and sure some will but there are not anywhere close to enough science jobs elsewhere.

The end result of this will be much, much, much less science, not science happening in different places.

10.07.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 610    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 11

$10 billion. Every hurricane season.

The **entirety** of NOAA requested $6.6 billion in FY25. Or 66% of those estimated costs of hurricanes (thus excluding their efforts to also monitor/warn/research flash floods or droughts or wildfires or severe weather or fisheries or tsunamis or solar flares).

09.07.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

07.07.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15973    πŸ” 2589    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 430
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Sandy Hook parent says tragedies are inherently political: β€œYou may not believe in climate change, but insurance companies absolutely do.”

06.07.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 18051    πŸ” 5270    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 113
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@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social

02.07.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 44117    πŸ” 15042    πŸ’¬ 1613    πŸ“Œ 975
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What Ocean Ramsey does is not shark science or conservation: some brief thoughts on β€œthe Shark Whisperer” documentary Netflix has a new (sarcastic air quotes) β€œdocumentary” out about Ocean Ramsey, who longtime readers and followers know is a serial wildlife harasser who also coordinates massive online …

Enough of you asked me about this that I wrote some brief thoughts on Ocean Ramsey's particular brand of pseudoscientific nonsense. I believe this addresses almost all of the frequently asked questions I receive, but as always I am happy to answer serious questions asked in good faith.

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02.07.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 689    πŸ” 258    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 32

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