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Latest posts by toilettruck.bsky.social on Bluesky

the gong show was the precursor to early conan in absolutely not giving a shit whether or not the audience actually liked it

27.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

literally the coolest person to ever exist

27.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love gene gene the dancing machine so much

27.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sexually arousing myself with powerful aphrodisiacs

24.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Farscape

23.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no YOU ate a pound of swedish potato sausage. haha sike it was me. bitch

23.11.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a bunch of furries chanting "mice penis is nice penis"

23.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i daunt know what that is, friend

22.11.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

im a cartoon fat guy with a smug grin and im bald bc back then all fat guys were bald and i don't care

22.11.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no like a cartoon one

22.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gotcha in a big net and takin you to the sheriff

22.11.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Troublemaker is a good name (for you, ya rapscallion!)

22.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"having a great time eating oatmeal" or i guess i should just say "eating oatmeal"

19.11.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no dude we are NOT going that way there is a fucking sex addict that lives on that street

18.11.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i will bust up your chifferobe

18.11.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh wow its like theyre pieces of shit or aomething

18.11.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do they have horka

18.11.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the shampoo is youre jizz

18.11.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

towel blanket

18.11.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me too and also a fancy bathroom with like a "bathroom bed" but the shitter is in like a closet so i don't splash piss or diarrhea on the bed or smell my shit stink while i lay there looking at my huge fancy bathtub

18.11.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hopefully it will not be too long

18.11.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i love that statue more than i have ever loved any living woman

18.11.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hopefully next time i come visit will coincide with next time they have their homemade sauerkraout

18.11.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

they wont be they like me

18.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i wanted to eat that statues pussy

18.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's fun to be a nice person in a mean place because everybody is mean to everybody EXCEPT ME

18.11.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shitty tunnel

18.11.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

please there is no way to stop him except overwhelming him with prayers so he gets distracted

18.11.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

please help god is coming to kill me

18.11.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my new boss yelled at a old lady bc she wanted a half pound of meatloaf mix it was great

18.11.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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