Nick Messmann

Uhh, Onion...you're supposed to post FAKE news.

Could just be me, but none of the mean comments I've seen are from people who draw on a regular basis, and if they do, they don't post their stuff for other people to see. It's projection at its finest. Keep it up, we love your stuff!

Ah yes, because this is one of the most pressing issues in America right now. Thanks, Tangerine Palpatine!

Goddammit Alison 🤦🏻‍♂️

My family might be coming to visit me soon!

Jello Biafra 😌

*the whole world crashing down around me*

My brain: There's an axolotl on the pink...stairs 🥰🎶

Touching grass is not enough. I need horrible things to happen to powerful people.

If a special occasion is coming up and I'm asking you what you want for said special occasion, "world peace" and "I dunno" are NOT ANSWERS. What do you WANT.

We need you, G.I. Robot.

Well, y'know what they say, if it looks, walks, and quacks like a Nazi...

As a trans person, as much as the display that stupid fuck put on deeply rattles me, this made me do that nose exhale laugh thing. Thank you Patton, we don't deserve you.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

We don't deserve you, Hank. Lemme know where you post it 😌

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

I would argue that this is just a small puzzle piece in the picture of losing democracy. It's coming out in different ways, some big, some small. But either way, it's making itself VERY known, VERY fast.

I'd be rich if it wasn't for having to pay for stuff that's owned by other people 😔

I never said I needed it to learn about myself, did I? That just happened to be one of the results of spending as much time on it as I did, so shoo fly, don't bother me.

You do realize there were other types of content posted on there BESIDES silly dances, right? But no, I guess it scratches the itch better to be a "you kids these days" curmudgeon instead.

Sigh. We tried to warn them.

I'd been on it for almost five years. It's taught me so much more about myself than I ever thought a silly little app could, and I wouldn't have built such a massive community if it wasn't for TikTok. Feels like losing an old friend.

Millions of Americans just lost the most popular way to connect with each other to date.

Millions of Americans just lost their main source of income.

But most importantly, millions of Americans have just experienced a massive violation of their first amendment rights.

Fair, my friend, 'tis a good meme 😝

a man covering his face with his hand while laying on a couch ALT: a man covering his face with his hand while laying on a couch

Unfortunately yes.

Hey Hank, I hear you. I'm kinda sad myself. Here's a slightly blurry photo of my biggest and smallest dog being brotherly to cheer you up 💙

Every therapist is writing this down right now.

Can confirm from personal experience 😔

For legal reasons, this post is a joke.