brie ☆彡

Message to my haters: I’m on your side. Let’s work together to take this guy down

18.11.2024 22:35 — 👍 343    🔁 79    💬 1    📌 0

Nice waters dipshit, lemme guess they’re uncharted. Yeah of course

19.11.2024 05:49 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

guess i am existing here again now tee hee

20.11.2024 03:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

watch out lol

12.10.2023 16:20 — 👍 303    🔁 47    💬 18    📌 10

A foil wrapped sandwich with a sticker that says "Sandwich that tastes like sandwich with chicken".

Depressed days be like

12.10.2023 14:49 — 👍 367    🔁 57    💬 7    📌 1

A SKELLATON FIGUREING OUT WHATS WRONG WITH THERE DAMN SELF BECAUSE, 1. I AINT PAYEN HUNDREDS OF DOLLERS TO A DOCTER, 2. THE DAMB DOCTER DOSENT EVEN WANT TO SEE ME FOR 2 MONTHS, AND ALSO IM IN HERE SO I KNOW WHAT IT FEEL'S LIKE IN HERE, THE DOCTER IS JUST SITTEN ON THERE LITTLE STOOL AND GUESSING WHATS INSIDE OF ME SO FUCK OF!!!! AND THE TEXT SAYS "KEEP HONKING IM SELF DIAGNOSING "-DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

KEEP HONKING - dashare.zone ADMIN

12.10.2023 15:34 — 👍 312    🔁 58    💬 1    📌 3

shoutout to whoever decided teeny tiny shorts are in for men. every daddy out for a jog while I commute to daycare dropoff looks like an absolute slut

12.10.2023 15:49 — 👍 264    🔁 29    💬 9    📌 2

Bro, do u even fondly recall a simpler time

12.10.2023 15:38 — 👍 256    🔁 53    💬 5    📌 1

Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident

12.10.2023 15:27 — 👍 2727    🔁 574    💬 15    📌 11