Peter J Lee

It's 2000, I'm rushing through my school work to play Diablo 2.

It's 2026, I'm rushing through my work work to play Diablo 2.

Just cleared the Den of Evil for the first time in like 15 years.

Times are tough. Even Charlie had to get a job. Luckily he can work from home. He tends to run away.

And it turned out the real pedophile human sacrificing satanic cult were the friends we made along the way.

This is very obviously not actually me. Peter Lee is a very common name.

I'm apparently in the Epstein Files.
I can see it now on the cover of my next book.

"Peter Lee... Cool Guy"
-Epstein Files

Sure thing. We can do that. Just watch this ad and answer a few questions to verify you're human.

That's weird. you don't see this?

My body is a machine that turns any physical cash in my wallet into vending machine Coke Zeros.

Time for my annual reminder that I'm not good at trivia despite always thinking I'm going to be good at trivia.

Bar Fights and Blood Rites Adventurers and Chaos. Name a more iconic duo. Syril the bard and Grom the false cleric of a particularly vengeful god are wanted men trying to keep a low profile, a task often incompatible with thei...

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My new story Bar Fights and Blood Rites is out now on Royal Road! This book is an attempt to capture the ridiculous feel of a D&D campaign, which is a group of people with world-bending power bumbling their way through saving the day, all while being unable to not poke fun at each other.

My son just told me "Whoever smelt it dealt it." For the first time and it was with great pleasure I told him "He who denied it supplied it."

Lead should remain lead
Led should mean lead
Leded should mean leaded
Leaded should mean led

It's really dumb that:
1. Lead and lead are pronounced differently
2. Led and lead are pronounced the same
3. Led is the past tense of lead.
4. Leaded is a word and is neither past tense nor a verb

Generally, they're news articles about it if it's bigger. You can maybe look up the case number as well. The websites always look like a scam though.

Finally came up with a title I actually liked for my book only to realize belatedly that my book didn't have bar fights in it. Thankfully that's an easy fix.

Mother of Learning caused an explosion of time loops stuff over there. I've not read any of the JP ones, but read a few on RR

Theres been some on my TBR, but I can't get myself to read a time loop after writing one

I really like the few trad pub'd out there Replay and 1st 15 Lives of Harry August

Your foreword to Dark Lord made me suspect you'd been reading some RR/PF. What were some of your favorite time loops or other PF from there?

Duels were the original subgames.

Fainting to get out of a social situation is the original Phaseing Out

"I want to go milf-golfing again!" My 7 y/o son trying to remember the name for miniature golf.

I'm not terminaly online, but I'm probably late stage 2 to stage 3 online.

Like a watch and a taser.

More spy craft.

"Never assume you're alone." Sounds like advice on spycraft.

"leveraging cutting edge technology to provide personalized, bespoke education" means they are going to use AI

In all seriousness, I like to think of court wizards as the answer to "Why don't wizards just rule the world?" Ruling the world is a lot of work that doesn't actually help you get more powerful. Much better to find a king, tell them "Give me all the resources I want and I'll explode things for you."

So court wizards are just magicians with fancy titles?

My wife asked me to edit the image size to get the Christmas cards to print correctly. Unfortunately, she noticed my other changes.

Insiders say the turkey pardoned this year has a history of fowl play.