#melania is a Christmas movie

We’re gonna need a bigger bus

Certainty is the cause of all of our problems

TikTok Is Now Collecting Even More Data About Its Users. Here Are the 3 Biggest Changes According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US.

According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...

Nurses on strike, let’s give them the ICE bonuses

Trump is the love child of John Roberts and Osama Bin Laden

Tom Hardy is the Jason Statham of Lee Marvins

Are we in a zombie economy and have we been in one since 2008?

How many billionaires need to exist before we can call it a disorder and enter it into the DSM-6?

Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)

1. Pat Bagley

Breaking: Schumer will step down as minority leader, Democrats have elected Andrew Cuomo to take his place.

i wonder if they heard most of the delegates walking out of the speech.

They hate our freedoms. They hate our way of life.

YouTube video by Eliza Orlins When republicans can’t win they cheat!!!

When republicans can’t win they cheat!!!
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Why doesn't the caption simply read "Attorney General Bondi either lied under oath or she is incompetent and unqualified." Trying to be clever with the caption only dilutes and diminishes the seriousness of the story.

buttondown.com/perfectsente... this week in sentences: equilibrium, rolodex, co-suffering, operatives, actual logistics, dreadful visage, no California, bleeds, polka-dot, envy the rats, this mid, scrutiny, parroting, if a newspaper could

If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?

Maybe talk about Bloomberg’s role in creating more bike lanes? I feel like someone so susceptible to the name recognition double whammy has probably absorbed some bike lane beef? A risky gambit tho, could backfire.

I’ll vote for him if he debates naked and angry, dripping wet like he used to accost other reps in the house gym showers.

Femcel Tradwife Mike Jonhnson.

And the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids

This 60 Minutes story is literally the plot of The Insider

If you could go back in time and deny one criminal their due process rights and by doing so prevent hundreds of innocent people from being denied their due process rights, would that be morally justifiable?

perfect sentence?

It’s the new “time to make the donuts” in a world on fire.

Almost Famous is better journalism movie than citizen kane

He is the architect of the situation we are currently in.

Gandalf Pomarańczowy

“common sense” is a meaningless phase and needs to be banned from political discourse.

Mike Johnson, femcel tradwife